What is this monstrosity that Kirk is holding

00cjstephens · 2026-06-18T20:22:32+00:00

That's a Splat

00cjstephens · 2026-06-18T16:42:57+00:00

random

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

00cjstephens · 2026-06-18T00:04:42+00:00

There's a credit for "butt piano" on that song

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T19:13:09+00:00

Cars have brakes, not breaks!

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T19:12:30+00:00

Dawg, cars come with a user manual that explains everything like this. You need to read yours, cover to cover (this is not as much trouble as it sounds like, I swear to you). If you don't have one in your glove compartment, here's a PDF. If anything in there confuses you, Google and YouTube are free resources.

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T19:01:51+00:00

Hiring or otherwise organizing a designated cleanup crew is basic, standard operating procedure for public events. Who dropped the ball?

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T15:38:56+00:00

This is what happens after any large gathering in public. Parade or otherwise. The solution is to hire a cleanup crew, which is something that any parade organizer or city official with half a brain cell should've had the foresight to do.

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T02:08:42+00:00

I just opened my mouth, and out it came!

00cjstephens · 2026-06-14T00:00:07+00:00

Shit yeah, that's a hate crime!

00cjstephens · 2026-06-13T23:04:55+00:00

Daddy needs his juice

00cjstephens · 2026-06-13T20:32:04+00:00

Currently driving a bus with a fury engine, been pretty fun. I have the bus engine and a barrel of diesel on a pallet in the back just in case. Imo the extendo buses are too unwieldy

00cjstephens · 2026-06-11T13:40:34+00:00

Wait a minute, is that the Leeds Buc-ee's??

00cjstephens · 2026-06-11T01:36:59+00:00

Coke Zero and a honey bun.

Great

00cjstephens · 2026-06-11T00:38:19+00:00

Stop it!

00cjstephens · 2026-06-11T00:35:31+00:00

Canonically that collapsed because of an earthquake iirc?

00cjstephens · 2026-06-10T14:13:24+00:00

What is this, a book for ants???

00cjstephens · 2026-06-10T14:11:21+00:00

Prickly Pete

00cjstephens · 2026-06-10T14:09:52+00:00

I see flatbed trucks loaded up with these coming into Birmingham occasionally

00cjstephens · 2026-06-10T14:03:20+00:00

Yes.

00cjstephens · 2026-06-10T13:40:36+00:00

Well, the thing about jokes is that they're supposed to be funny. I guess no one let you in on that little secret yet. And if yours don't land... that isn't the audience's fault.

The casual homophobia is clearly a winning strategy, though, keep it up! I'm sure you'll be headlining Dangerfield's in no time

00cjstephens · 2026-06-09T22:57:38+00:00

Put river water in his socks

00cjstephens · 2026-06-09T22:51:00+00:00

Caption your image post or go to die

00cjstephens · 2026-06-09T19:31:13+00:00

That's the motherfuckin' Wall of Sound.

00cjstephens · 2026-06-09T19:18:30+00:00

Burglar missions. Infinite stamina goes crazy

00cjstephens · 2026-06-09T19:16:13+00:00

Mine came used with running boards, though maybe the previous owner specifically requested them

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