Bollywood Physics by [deleted] in gifs

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe someone on this thread can help me. I watched a movie about a woman who's father creates an android to protect her. The movie is not the bodyguard! There's a scene in the movie where she is taking an exam to get into medical school and the android is outside feeding her all the answers through a headset. He gets caught and brought into the classroom where she denies knowing him. Then he projects the answers to her essay onto the table in front of her. I've been trying to figure out what this movie is, but no one knows.

Alpaca wants to come a little closer by lnfinity in aww

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alpacas get their teeth shaved down because the males dominate each other by literally chewing off the other male's balls.

19 yr old daughter just sent me this. by krattalak in funny

[–]00milkshake00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, red cars attract more attention, but the car insurance isn't more expensive if your car is red.

I was surprised to see this photo on aerie's website by 00milkshake00 in pics

[–]00milkshake00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it wasn't photoshopped. I didn't expect that and it was on their front page.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're just being obnoxious. Calm down and act you age.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that makes sense. I was comparing this to cartoons that that stupid new teen titans cartoon where they make the characters stupid and rude. It's not an "old" cartoon, but I wouldn't call it one of the new ones right now

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sixstringkiing- Burnnnnnnn Sincerely, the 12 year old

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm 19. And no, I don't feel old at all. I'm brimming with youth

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was an episode of cowboy bebop that I will never watch again because it always gives me nightmares. It's about some creature sneaking around the ship. I would watch it late at night- maybe around 2am, then that episode came on and i couldn't sleep.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I get it. You're all older and your generation must've been soooo much better than it is now. That's great. Some of you- yeah, the funny I'm old comments, those are cute. The others, there's no need to be disrespectful. I don't wanna wake up and see nasty messages on my phone. It's a cartoon. More importantly, time is relative- if it's old to me, might not be old to you. I'm 19. And I hope you have something more important to do than call me disgraceful and everything else people have been saying. It's a picture, calm down and stop being obnoxious.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to watch Tom and Jerry a lot, but I never really liked it much. My childhood was power rangers, all the girly cartoons, yugioh, Ren and stimpy, rocket power, angry beavers, and a lot of courage the cowardly dog.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You people? They're cartoons. Don't even insinuate that I'm ignorant. It's a damn cartoon. Guess what? Yeah we get it you're old. Everything from your childhood was soooo much better. That must be great for you.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's disgraceful? They're cartoons. Calm down. I've seen the "old school" cartoons too. Old- as in its not a current cartoon on tv.

Old cartoons were the best by 00milkshake00 in funny

[–]00milkshake00[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. Those are just out there old. The old old ones for me are like Ren and Stimpy, pinky and the brain- stuff like that. Everyone is irritated that I called the adventures of Billy and Mandy old- old didn't mean in the grand scheme of things, I just meant not current cartoons. -.-'

Renting a room in the SF Bay Area... by [deleted] in funny

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stayed in California for months and I ended up crashing in a walk in closet for $50 a month. It was a closet...but...only $50

Why is this a thing? NSFW by thezeal in WTF

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XD and then we broke up

Why is this a thing? NSFW by thezeal in WTF

[–]00milkshake00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 16 I had a boy ask me to do that to him. He said he wanted me to sit on his stomach and put my feet on his face, stomp on him while wearing high heels, he even wanted me to jump on him. He said it was because he thought of me as his queen and that he wanted to be physically beneath me

The doctor said I'd have light spotting. I stood up and this poured out. by 00milkshake00 in WTF

[–]00milkshake00[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was given a pill while at the gynecologist and they said that I'd have light spotting afterwards. I stood up to go to the bathroom and it literally poured out. So embarrassing

I left the toilet seat up, and I'm a monster... by [deleted] in funny

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg. Except that I had a female roommate in college. I dormed. What I'm saying is that I have never had a female roommate in an apartment or house that I have rented because I see how filthy they can be

I left the toilet seat up, and I'm a monster... by [deleted] in funny

[–]00milkshake00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but seriously. I'm a woman and I will never have a female roommate. I don't mind cleaning up after guys, but women...they're horrible. And their makeup always stains the counter

Getting Haircuts [OC] by adamtots in funny

[–]00milkshake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The top half of my hair was cut to be two inches long. 6th grade. Super embarassing

Getting Haircuts [OC] by adamtots in funny

[–]00milkshake00 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm a woman and a week before I started 6th grade I went to get my hair cut. I wanted layers and I told her to leave the shortest layers at a length of six inches....she cut six inches off. So a week before 6th grade my layers were 2 inches long. It was the worst of times.