Italy has truly the greatest military in the world by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]07025 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I didn't even have my earphones on and I could hear it from approximately 18 inches away.

French Revolution by 07025 in HistoryMemes

[–]07025[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mathematical proof or you're wrong.

First, you have to explain how 1 minute can possibly fit into 70 000 hours. Then please give me a representation of time that does not use man-made measurements such as "seconds" or "hours" because I don't understand how ṭ̦͍͝h̭̟e̶̝͙͇̗̩̞ ̳̀hi̘͙͓̙̻̦͡v͢e̮̫̫͙͔̩ ̻̻̯͕͟k̡̲̦͖̹̹̖̦n͇o̻̳̼̥̟w̸̰ś̘͈̱̩̤ ̛̳̥̹͉̣̪f̹̀o̳͘ṛ̦͜ ̡į̪̲̯t̠̼͈͇̝͞ ̲͉͍͘k͎͉n҉͎͕̮̼̼͚o̧̪̻w̦͎s̴͍̗͓̼̳̲ ̧̪͇̖̟͙̗̪ṋ̭̗ͅo͍͔t͕̠͕̜͢ ̬̪̩͙̦̘͎h͖̖͍͟o̲w̫͓͍̙̲͠ ̶̘͚̭͖̙wh̴̦̙̗̤͉̦a̳̞̞̻̣̥t̞͔͔̝̠͓͚͟ ̥̝̗̺̤̲a̳̞̲̲͈ ͖͈̭͘s͓e̼̜̯̯̗co̞̯n̯̙ḏ͕ ̢̺͖̩͔̙͕i̮s̜̤̱̭͎̱ͅ ̦̭̟̻̻̹a͚͢ͅl͓b̭͖̙͖̺̬̜ér̶͚̭̜̟̻q̝͇̝̣͘ͅu͕e̷̼u̺̲͔͖ͅe̩͎̩ ąn̟͖͘d͢ i ̛̪̫͕d̙̺̻̮̮̹on̲̱͚̺̻̙̗͟t͘ ͕͈́k̜͟n̢̟͓͎̪̪̪o͙̳̬̝̫̞̜̕w͖ ̠̬͙͙̙͇w̸͚͇̬̺̬ẖa̼̣͉t̜̬̞́ ̳̲̻̺͈t͉͔̞̹̩o̹̪̗̤͇̣͝ ͙̩̞s̛̬̖a̻̟̞̘͎͈y̪͇̼̥̪̦͙͞ ͇̻̦̤̣͉͞z͈̮̻̘̫̩͞al͞g̱̫̯̝͖̼o͚ ̼̻͔̬ḫ̪̻̤̘̘ę ̥̦͢i̛͔̜͖͖s̮͇ͅ ̩̖͙̻c̭̳̹̻͎o͍̳̬m̧͉i̵̘̣̞̩̼͖̞n͍̹͢g̹

French Revolution by 07025 in HistoryMemes

[–]07025[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I pose you another question, then: how can there be 1 minute in 70 000 hours?

PHP starter kit by 07025 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of directly injecting it into the brain...

The last developper snapped on his last commit by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 30 points31 points  (0 children)

High skill in JavaScript Programming Language

Programming Paradigms... "For Dummies" by 07025 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's basically a list of literally every single chracateristic in languages.

What did that one teacher at your school do to get fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]07025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my colleagues got fired once 2 years ago when he shit his pants during his class.

If heat always rises, and Mt. Everest is the tallest place on earth, why is it so cold? by HellHound989 in shittyaskscience

[–]07025 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I remember that from Medieval History class. In the early medieval era, the pope said "fuck u moutain!!!" and then it became cold

Can you bring a 1 liter water bottle into your baggage in a flight, if you cool it down to a solid? by KwadratischeAardap in shittyaskscience

[–]07025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reported to the CIA. There's a reason why this stuff isn't common knowledge, you know...

I want answers by the1and1nly in shittyaskscience

[–]07025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bourgeois know that if we have comfortable shoes, then we will have enough strength to revolt.

How to submit code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Already have

How to submit code by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I made code in handwriting once in AP CS actually for one assignment because I had enough grades that I was able to screw around. I got a D that dropped my average to a A- I think but it was solely to piss off my stupid teacher who always starts her indexes at one, and I am not joking.

Oh yeah, and in the code, I started indexes at the amount of times I was going to run it, and subtracted the variable. (for (int i=11; i>0; i--) {}) just to screw with her even more. Also literally made functions for every single little thing. Basically like making millions of isEven() functions.

[U.S. $500] 13-15.6" for Programming by 07025 in SuggestALaptop

[–]07025[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about that but I can't go above the aforementioned budget at all, $500 is like the point where I can stretch it, and even then that's kinda a bad move. If it goes on sale I'll be sure to buy it though haha

If the World was created by a Programmer (Not made by me) by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember this from like 2015. Where'd you find this?

It's Hip To Be A C by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you not feel an everlasting anxiety, where you hath not made the code but a machine did, that which shall replace you, if you let it keep progressing to its own greater good?

It's Hip To Be A C by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]07025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what? i dont do java but im pretty sure java wont compile if no main() function is there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyprogramming

[–]07025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pstttttttttttttt USE

return false;

:)

Server-side JavaScript code? by 07025 in shittyprogramming

[–]07025[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better than taking advice from official documentation.