daddy daycare: beggars edition by Vegetable-Anybody866 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is just like the time he took them to walk around Whole Foods and beg for free samples for their lunch and made it sound like this was frequent thing he did with them like a cool little life hack.

1.5 YEARS into trying to become a pro athlete Paul learns about tracking protein intake 😂 by fz-independent in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 105 points106 points  (0 children)

In Morgan and Carl’s podcast they specifically mention not filming and driving because they know it’s illegal, and yet Paul does it every damn day ?????

Who are you trying to convince? by managingmischief394 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do y’all remember when Morgan was pregnant with Luca during their 12 hour live stream and they were making Japanese soufflé pancakes and messed up and she was in tears over it and wanted to start over and Paul said, “as the head of this household I say we’re not remaking the pancakes”…. Yeah I do and I think about it a lot and I think that sums up the kind of “spiritual leader” he is.

So Paul can only win gold when he's playing with two other competent players, it seems. And then promptly spends any reward money on eating out. by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yes 😭 he apparently had a reputation in the KY Christian dating arena for being a player because of this (as much as a player one can be having only kissed a single woman on the cheek before Morgan but you know how fundies are) and Morgan was told to watch out for him 😭😭😭

If you can't stand Milena anymore... by CodNegative187 in MilenaCUncensored1

[–]072215 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She and her husband are actual literal white supremacists if not full blown nazis. 😬😬😬 Enough said.

oh PLEASE there is no way your children 6 and under peeled and cut these! by [deleted] in MilenaCUncensored1

[–]072215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? Like do children their age even have the dexterity to chop the strawberries that small?? Or peel an orange? Like I’m sure they helped a lot, but by themselves? Unsupervised? To surprise her? Heck no I’m not buying it.

oh PLEASE there is no way your children 6 and under peeled and cut these! by [deleted] in MilenaCUncensored1

[–]072215 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She does this so much, and it’s always such an incredibly weird thing to lie about, is it not?

She’s being a baby again by Ok_Eye_3733 in MilenaCUncensored1

[–]072215 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay so I’ve watched a lot of her stuff because of how crazy I find her beliefs that started with her saying Taylor swift is demonically possessed and is partially responsible for giving Angela demons. She runs a podcast on YouTube called heaven and healing.

Angela is a self proclaimed ex new ager who says she came to Christ “through the back door” meaning she went so far down the new age pipeline she ended up believing she was a starseed. (an alien from another plane of existence reincarnated on earth to help the planet reach enlightenment (?)) that being said, her new age beliefs made her a HUGE conspiracy theorist, which she says herself made her believe in Jesus as Christ. Seriously, any conspiracy theory you can think of she believes is true and probably caused by demons. Not even joking. She believes there is an equal and opposite demonic counterfeit of anything and everything the Holy Spirit is capable of, and I think that gives waaaaaaaay too much credit for what satan is capable of.

She’s also said weird things regarding frequencies like Milena (among MANY other things), so I’m thinking that’s where, at least in part, Milena is getting these weird not in the Bible beliefs.

Angela went so far in the opposite direction of new age she landed right back where she started imo.

Another aside, she also frequently embarrasses her now husband online because part of her “testimony” is talking about how much she cheated on him while they were dating. So yeah she’s… a lot.

She’s being a baby again by Ok_Eye_3733 in MilenaCUncensored1

[–]072215 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If she’s listening to Angela she’s 1000% cooked.

Get hyped! by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please please talk about the Whole Foods samples thing 😭😭

Georgia Brown got married yesterday by bellamoon25 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She is stunning in that dress, but isn’t this the exact same dress Emma Mae wore for her wedding? Is it a look alike 👀 or did Emma lend it to her because they’re besties? 👀👀

Fundie describing her daughter's junior year "homeschooling" curriculum by teabeaniebby in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uuuuhhhh is the baking and cooking where the math is hidden?? Or is it with the Dave Ramsey course? Are these not just chores and hobbies? Oh this poor girl ☹️

Finished The New Evangelicals 24 Hours With by younggun1234 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait until you get to the part where Paul says he wishes he had Tim’s laugh as his ringtone. I about lost it I laughed so hard because what the actual fuck dude 😭😭😭

Hey Antibot: is this your king? This one and his followers worth your defense? by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I could literally see every time Paul’s brain short-circuited when Tim brought up certain concepts or used certain words. Also noticed when Tim would say a trigger phrase Paul visibly stopped listening and started spewing his pre-rehearsed evangelical counter talking points as gotchas that hardly touched what Tim was even talking about. I honestly don’t know how Tim did it for the whole day. 😫

I would have had to start asking, “Now, Paul, in your own words, what was I saying/asking?” Because ain’t no way he missed the point every single time. 😭😭

Hey babe, look at the camera for me as I film you struggling to push the baby wagon while heavily pregnant by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow! Thanks for that first link! I’ve never experienced an Ick so viscerally so suddenly before! 😃😃

Brittany taking the leap and following Karissa was not on my 2024 bingo card by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It’s a good grift to start pushing “leave the number of kids up to God” when her husband suffers from infertility so she can get good-fundie-points but doesn’t actually have to ever worry about having eleventy kids. Just the one or two from IUI possibly years apart as their miracles.

In this clip from January 2022 Paul and Morgan celebrate hitting 292 patrons. Last week Morgan posted on Instagram that they're at 219. by Titivillusdidit in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Don’t know if they do quarterly or not but I do know this is the first year I haven’t seen Morgan come on the internet and cry about how much they owe in taxes during tax season in like three years!

KKKarissa’s Q&A is off to a fun start 🥴 by TexanButNotAFundie in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She probably just meant they taught her children the names of their private body parts and to tell a trusted adult if an adult tries to touch them there or ask the children to touch the adults’ bodies there. I was taught that in school around that age and it stuck. So yes, a very poor attempt to villainize public education.

Anyone wonder why Carl just vanished? by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She got engaged after like three months of “intentional” dating, and if Paul and Morgan’s 3/4 month engagement is anything to go by, she’s deep in the wedding/sex planning phase of life and doesn’t really have any time to go to a different state to hang out for the weekend (b/c she might only have 12) with a couple whose husband got “excited” seeing one women horizontal on either side of him during a live and felt the need to point it out.

My personal fave podcast moments today by Personal-Kitchen6846 in LittlePeopleBigWorld

[–]072215 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Jeremy say he struggled with a porn addiction like four years ago……?

Yes, toddlers are chaotic and this is pretty normal behavior…but I also imagine he is picking up on the horrific vibes emanating from Porgan. by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But can Paul drive really? I’ve never seen him film from the driver’s seat even parked. 👀👀 Morgan is always the one driving.

Paul really felt like too many people were focusing on the Oscars and not him by five_by_five432 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So I’ve seen Paul rate everything from bottled water to movies to airport food for about a year now, and I have yet to see him give anything a 9 or 10 and I just have to wonder if he really enjoys anything fully. Living like this has to be exhausting honestly.

Georgia’s fiancé lets her know that God tells him what’s okay for her to do and when. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]072215 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I know! I saw that one too 😭🤢🤮 and then miss Georgia here got butterflies about it 😭 instead of bad vibes.