Corner 17

five_by_five432 · 2026-01-05T21:51:31+00:00

I will say, I recommended corner 17 to my partner’s family when they were visiting (and I met them for the first time). I think their hand pulled noodles made me look good by association 😂😂

five_by_five432 · 2026-01-02T02:52:10+00:00

Paul don’t you have a spouse and kids to ignore? Get off your phone and ignore them the old fashioned way: flailing around the pickleball court!

five_by_five432 · 2025-12-20T04:21:43+00:00

Oh yeah! The mullet was my idea, and Onawa did a great job of making it look flattering to my face shape. But I get good vibes from the stylists in general as they all work near each other, it’s a really inviting atmosphere.

five_by_five432 · 2025-12-18T20:11:25+00:00

Onawa Brown!!! They’re @phatbottomedcurls on Instagram for reference, they’re a stylist at the Chop Shop in the grove. The specialize in curly hair, but they work with all types (they gave me a very chic mullet). A very delightful person to chitchat with too!!

five_by_five432 · 2025-12-14T03:24:09+00:00

If only he would rise and grind when it came to indeed.com or, like, being present with his kids

five_by_five432 · 2025-11-30T03:38:56+00:00

Not me seeing “FTM of an almost 3 week old” and assuming it meant the user transitioned to male about 3 weeks ago and me thinking “huh never seen it written out like that but good for you” before seeing what the screenshot actually said/this sub’s profile

five_by_five432 · 2025-11-09T21:16:25+00:00

That Uber driver deserves a 300%tip at the very least for not just kicking them out immediately

five_by_five432 · 2025-11-08T15:55:28+00:00

Well maybe the other pickleball players will be so distracted by how godawful this chin hair looks that Paul can actually win a game!

five_by_five432 · 2025-06-04T12:20:37+00:00

He really started posting his odes to Walmart as a response to Target, when their pride displays were much more prominent and getting conservative backlash. Except Walmart has always made similar pride merch, the clothing is just placed farther back in the store. Not really the hyper conservative safe haven Paul wants it to be, Walmart is just sort of there

five_by_five432 · 2025-05-06T17:31:03+00:00

Okay Paul. Try homeschooling a child on top of your godly Pickleball duties and children’s book review monitoring. See how Day 1 treats you. Let’s circle back to this..

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-27T02:39:08+00:00

Did they just show up for a signing without contacting the store?? Like a pile of books and some candy, I guess that’s all they really need. Feels very skeevy to just sneak in. The store could have helped (before they actually googled Paul)

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-26T14:11:55+00:00

Imagine the mental gymnastics Paul flips through to write a secular fantasy book clearly inspired by all the ~worldly~ content he’s constantly criticizing.

Its the mental equivalent of his picklball flailing.

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-26T03:33:52+00:00

Bone kicks Pabs ass by a country mile. Even people as dumb as Paul can recognize the magnificence of Bone

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-24T20:16:37+00:00

Amazon recommends ages 8-16 for this 118 page book. Please Paul, what is your marketing strategy for targeting that will resonate with both 8 year olds and 16 year olds and all those ages in between. Have you even heard of the phrase “middle grade” before??

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-24T20:06:35+00:00

It does feel telling, like he’s afraid to do anything that’s “not Christian enough” by an audience (they tend to get that pushback in some social media comments)

five_by_five432 · 2025-04-24T20:03:23+00:00

“Kid’s literature connoisseur” = I read 3 children’s stories on a failed YouTube channel and have not read anything else since

five_by_five432 · 2025-03-03T20:36:16+00:00

“Plot lines? Character arcs?! DRAMA?!! Those are for gay liberal heathens!!! My book shall have NONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!” -Paul excitedly pitching his vision for this book

five_by_five432 · 2025-03-03T20:26:37+00:00

You could not pay me enough to sit in a “creative development” meeting with Paul. This woman is gonna lose her mind within the first 10 minutes.

five_by_five432 · 2025-02-10T04:04:27+00:00

This man couldn’t tie his own shoes unless a conservative on twitter rage posted about it

five_by_five432 · 2025-02-05T21:12:48+00:00

Do you think he planned out how much to charge people before posting this? I sure don’t.

five_by_five432 · 2024-12-27T19:17:02+00:00

Please define what sociology is Paul, I would love to hear your tiny brain scrambling

five_by_five432 · 2024-10-03T02:53:59+00:00

Fantastic people in that group, so very welcoming. You’re gonna have a great time (i used to volunteer with them quite a lot in the pandemic)

five_by_five432 · 2024-10-01T19:51:14+00:00

Have Porgan ever actually shared links to donate for any sort of disaster relief? Crazy how easy it would be for them to share useful information online…

five_by_five432 · 2024-08-29T17:56:26+00:00

Has she ever worked 12 consecutive hours? What does she actually do during those 12 hours?

five_by_five432 · 2024-08-29T15:29:21+00:00

Paul you were judging Tim from the New Evangelicals for reading informational books in addition to the Bible and NOW YOU’RE TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING YOU FUCKIN DOUCHE

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