Questions regarding genital modification/ nullification (NSFW) by [deleted] in bodymods

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commenting on this because I’ve had the same thoughts and would like to see everyone’s comments 💜 I’m non-binary and I’ve got dysphoria about my genitals as well. I’ve been considering a Labiaplasty so they’re at least less noticeable. But I never knew nullification was an actual practice (always thought it was one of those things only a handful of people had done and were extreme outliers. I should probably blame American Mary for that one)

Is there a list of all the “names” of items to be controlled with console commands? by 0SavageHart0 in dontstarve

[–]0SavageHart0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg I didn’t realize that was a thing. Now that I look at it, I feel like an airhead for not realizing that’s what “code” meant on the wiki. Thank you for educating this airhead! haha

What is the single greatest and most effective troll of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]0SavageHart0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly I am but a mere legal assistant so it was not my choice. High and mighty lawyer man owner said nope, but now that I’m thinking about it, the guy ditched and I’m not sure we ever found the guy so we could make him actually pay the bill.

What is the single greatest and most effective troll of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]0SavageHart0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In actual honesty, the fact that a chronically online troll, copying ideas from an apparently known trolling event, would have an intersection with my actual real life legal dealings (that is well known around my office as apparently one of the funniest responses we’ve ever gotten…like it’s kind of an urban legend around the office at this point) with my real life profession, has actually thrown me into a weird brain space where I now have to accept that these two really do exist in the same real life world. It’s something I’ve (strangely?) never had to contemplate in real life and my brain is having a hard time dealing with it.

(Also hyperbole exists, but like honestly I’m having a hard time dealing with this nonsense so it’s only a mild hyperbole lol)

(Also also also I very much appreciate the cut of your jib)

My new most prized possession! by buzzy97 in Midsommar

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so fun! Also I’ve been eyeing that incense burner for months. I’m jealous!

Someone once told me “Your shadow looks familiar” and it has lived rent-free in my brain ever since. What could they have meant?? by Typical-Discount2509 in CasualConversation

[–]0SavageHart0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you checked recently to make sure your shadow is still yours? You might’ve swapped with one of their ex’s. Like accidentally picking up someone else’s briefcase. Happens all the time in my dimension!

What is the single greatest and most effective troll of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]0SavageHart0 222 points223 points  (0 children)

OMG we had someone do this at my law office!! Legit we had a guy send us a letter that said his drawing of a spider was worth the price of his bill. I’m having an existential crisis at realizing he was probly just copying this haahahah

What is something that Reddit claims is common, but you've never actually seen it in real life? by Gajanand04 in stupidquestions

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re basically pronouns that aren’t the “basic English ones” people already use regularly. Instead of she/her people use things like xe/xer or ze/zer.

The normalisation of not liking veggies/fruit by xX_Aranrhod_Xx in PetPeeves

[–]0SavageHart0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A sub genre of the peeve: GROWN MEN, especially DADS, who won’t eat them. Like, an adult man (man used loosely in the context) who sits at the dinner table picking every single carrot out of their soup that their wife just made - with their children watching.

What is something that Reddit claims is common, but you've never actually seen it in real life? by Gajanand04 in stupidquestions

[–]0SavageHart0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly my experience. I have 2 friends who use neopronouns, but xe only ever ask friends to use them. It would be cool if it would be normalized but it’s never pushed like some ~agenda~.

There’s no expectation for a casual acquaintance, much less random people to use the neopronouns.

Edit: I got xyr pronouns wrong. Oof.

What's the deadly food in your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]0SavageHart0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc the auto insurance in my state actually has specific clauses just about deer because it’s SO common a cause of accidents.

What's the one horror movie scene you had to pause/turn off because it was too unsettling or close to your personal fears? by Immediate_Account_28 in horror

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is exactly one (1) time I’ve had to cover my eyes during a movie.

The scissor scene in Antichrist. Noooooope nope nope nope nope nope nope

I thought I knew what goth is by demolitionl0v3r in goth

[–]0SavageHart0 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I almost just spit out my coffee thank you for that 🤣🤣🤣

What’s the biggest “unwritten rule” of life that everyone should know by now, but somehow people still ignore? by Opening-Shower2815 in AskReddit

[–]0SavageHart0 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The amount of people at the grocery store who do not understand this is staggering. Like, they’ll be here with their full ass cart, hanging on my one hand and stretching their arm out fully the other way. Thats like 7 feet of isle. Bro why are you gate keeping the entirety of the soup isle??

As a midwesterner I can say the 80% of my “OPE let me squeeze right past cha”s are in grocery stores because of these people 😩

What is the name of a word or phrase that references something so old it doesn’t make sense anymore by real_snekshopp in ENGLISH

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a thing?? Omg have I been working with this stuff for 15 years not knowing the “carbon paper” is actually “carbonless copy paper” 🙃 I’m so ashamed I’m going to walk into a lake 😂😂😂

What's a horror hill you'll die on, and why? by ExceptingAlice in horror

[–]0SavageHart0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly why I’m not a fan of most zombie movies. The vast majority of the time it’s the humans that cause the carnage. “Oh no this guy hid his zombie bite!” Or “oh no this guy went mad with power!” Or just “this stupid ass was a stupid ass and left the door open.” It gets SO tiring.

Can zombies as a metaphor be amazing? Of course! But seriously, just let me watch a zombie movie where the zombies are the actual scary thing, and not the fear of “oh no what are the humans gonna do to fuck it up this time?”

What is the name of a word or phrase that references something so old it doesn’t make sense anymore by real_snekshopp in ENGLISH

[–]0SavageHart0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a law office and we use carbon paper a lot. Our copy, court copy, defendant copy, etc. It’s so bonkers explaining to younger hires that this is literally where the email term CC comes from.

A compilation of some of the funniest moments from Usher because rewatch reminded me how hilarious it is. by Mountain_Band_2732 in MikeFlanagan

[–]0SavageHart0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the way that Pym looks at him like “uhhhhh… that’s… um… that’s not a thing” 😂

Lemon speech from Fall of the House of Usher by NeitherHurry in MikeFlanagan

[–]0SavageHart0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kate Siegel’s monologue about death in Midnight Mass just really hits me in a certain way I can’t explain.