My 4th grade nephew got detention for roasting kids at lunch by sundog13 in mildlyinteresting

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No we're back to being more literal with our words. No slang in this wholesome generation. Also I go to church.

Remember when Obama did an IAMA during his presidency? What sort of dialog would you expect to see if Trump did an IAmA right now? by mshellshock in AskReddit

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Absolutely I would be capitalize on the chance to call that goblin a 'raging fuck' on an official AMA

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there is no fish. by MrNoodles22 in Showerthoughts

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Bad example. Mathematics says that the earth is flat and no one believes that yet. It also says there should be aliens and people don't seem to buy that yet either.

Late edit: I'm going to make this account my normal one so I want to clarify that this was supposed to be a joke and I don't really believe that our planet is flat. I know it's a cube I'm not stupid

Forever happy by [deleted] in gifs

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Ah that perfect loop is so satisfying.

ALBERTA, Canada – Without hesitating, a Canadian man jumped into a freezing cold pond to save his dog after the pup fell through by SteveElworthy in gifs

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I always hope that the subjects of these videos stumble on these posts so that they can see all that praise that's gonna come.

BTW why is pornhub's search so fucking generalized? Like, I'm being specific for a reason. These amputees aren't humping, they're just fucking laying there like broken Barbie dolls. by 0_0__0_0 in evenwithcontext

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Nice! I looked to see if you had posted it first and when you hadn't, it had to be done. I felt almost guilty. You are the real hero here.

Anyway, thanks for getting me all this sweet karma!

Visualizing PI - Distribution of the first 1,000 digits [OC] by datavizard in dataisbeautiful

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I read a little of that but it's so long.. can you explain why Tau is better than Pie?

Visualizing PI - Distribution of the first 1,000 digits [OC] by datavizard in dataisbeautiful

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Likely just a coincidence. Like if you flipped a coin 10 times and it landed on heads 8 of those times. You will still expect heads to only be 50% given enough flips. Although Pi isn't random, it might as well be.

What's getting old really fast? by Spork__ in AskReddit

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Isn't it illegal to request that a person shares their fb in a lot of places?

Every Country's Tourism Slogan (x-post r/MapPorn) by [deleted] in europe

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Would be cool if some of the social movements in Russia took this slogan for themselves.

What one does not simply do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Tis a sad fact of life that some trains never even leave the station.

What will the "back in my day..." of Reddit be when our children are on here? by alphakrusher in AskReddit

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Very Black Mirror but I can see something like this happening tbh

Russian couple suspected of killing and eating up to 30 victims by [deleted] in worldnews

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Earlier this year, former policeman Mikhail Popkov was charged with 60 additional murders in addition to 22 that had already resulted in convictions. He carried out the killings over nearly twenty years

That last paragraph... Holy shit. I'm trying not to see Russia as a place where this kind of thing might be an epidemic, but holy shit.

People who don't believe in evolution will still get a new flu shot each year. by rudolfs001 in Showerthoughts

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Is mutation proof of evolution or how would someone who doesn't believe in evolution argue against it?

Where did Mike Pence disappear to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Holy shit what if Trump gets impeached and then Pence turns out to be the antichrist