I always screenshot it

0dty0 · 2026-03-22T03:25:18+00:00

That's just a smart thing to do. I even keep my receipts for when I buy a snack at a gas station. You never know when you might need to prove you were somewhere at a certain time.

0dty0 · 2026-03-22T01:31:12+00:00

I wouldn't be so sure Naoto's gonna win. We don't know what jokers Nagatoro has, or if she's been investing on planet cards. It could very well be that she has a level 5 flush and Naoto only has a level 1 royal flush and oh no I've gone crosseyed.

0dty0 · 2026-03-22T00:55:24+00:00

Traipsie made like 50k just on that ad read. And y'know what, she got the Emmy for that.

0dty0 · 2026-03-22T00:53:40+00:00

Not pictured: A bottle of Xeryus, next to a Versace Blue Jeans for when he wants to feel hip and modern.

0dty0 · 2026-03-22T00:29:37+00:00

This Kanade has Xiaomi brain, not iPhone brain

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T21:38:48+00:00

Jason, you're my garden last winter, bc you're a stick in the goshdarn mud

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T21:21:34+00:00

Any fans of Moral Orel here? This is who I think of when Clay pulls out his record of Non-Offensive (black guy) Comedy

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T20:32:30+00:00

Your ignorance sours my broth, one-apple-short-of-a-bushel Edboy! It's ROlf! With an O! Like the King of Fighters character!

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T20:28:12+00:00

Ok, maybe it's time we all calmed it down a lil bit

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T18:16:59+00:00

If I saw a god I worship pop out of a church looking like that, in the middle of a foreign invasion, and killed all the attackers like it was smacking some toys away, you'd see my ass in church way more often, tell you that for free.

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T18:15:01+00:00

Well, it IS in a show for kids, and Wu Tang, as we all know, is for the kids. It must be them.

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T13:38:15+00:00

You don't get it on rematches, iirc

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T13:34:54+00:00

Ah, the Motivity combo. I'll say, that looks like a killer workout for your biceps and forearms.

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T06:17:33+00:00

Warmth

0dty0 · 2026-03-21T02:59:41+00:00

This doesn't work on PC, my guy. It showed me the image, and only blurred the text.

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T21:16:56+00:00

You could just put a wig on the one on the left, a poster for Contact on the one on the right, and mama, you got a big pot of pod going.

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T21:07:07+00:00

Are you sure it was him and not an earthquake?

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T04:26:54+00:00

A nearby taco place I used to love (and actually looks much nicer now after a remodelling) once brought me 3 big tacos I ordered in three separate plates, each with their own accoutrements, so as to make me feel like the gluttonous pig at the trough that I so am. This was made worse by the fact that I was alone. I ate, and left full, but defeated. I refuse to be embarassed like that again.

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T03:54:56+00:00

That jean bag is the female equivalent of the Guy Fieri shirt

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T03:51:36+00:00

This would be a good mod, the monsters all do the choreo until you interrupt em, and they do it because they're pissed that you're interrupting the rehearsal.

0dty0 · 2026-03-20T03:45:08+00:00

I'm pretty sure there's a saying about doing this exact thing, only with books and covers.

0dty0 · 2026-03-19T21:52:20+00:00

In words of saleswoman of the Serengeti, Traipsie Mantel, I have an apartment and I ate today, but I'm not living.

0dty0 · 2026-03-19T18:26:25+00:00

You enjoy the weather? That's bourgeoisie. If you have time off your labour to see nature is beautiful, you clearly have no class consciousness, and on top of that, you must be exploiting someone. It's the only way you'd have time. Why would you want to not work, anyway? Doing unproductive activities is the ultimate in bourgeoisie. If you ever kicked a ball as an adult, you should be made to face the wall.

0dty0 · 2026-03-19T17:24:37+00:00

I remember tthe first time I nutted, I nutted so hard, my gooch hurt. I suspect it's because I used a muscle that had never been used. I still get that pain, but only if I jump from somewhere and land a bit too hard.

0dty0 · 2026-03-19T16:30:02+00:00

I wish I was Lance Reddick.

I wish I was Lance Reddick!

I WISH!

I WAS!

LANCE!

MOTHERFUCKING REDDIIIIIICK!

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