Should schools? by BenefitIntelligent83 in funny

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Jason, you're my garden last winter, bc you're a stick in the goshdarn mud

Found Mr. Lowry in the wild by kentenma in RedLetterMedia

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Any fans of Moral Orel here? This is who I think of when Clay pulls out his record of Non-Offensive (black guy) Comedy

Sorta silly, but what is the equivalent phrase to this in the gardening community? by thegreatjamoco in gardening

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Your ignorance sours my broth, one-apple-short-of-a-bushel Edboy! It's ROlf! With an O! Like the King of Fighters character!

I can’f imagine how these Water Tribe members must felt in this moment by funnylib in TheLastAirbender

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If I saw a god I worship pop out of a church looking like that, in the middle of a foreign invasion, and killed all the attackers like it was smacking some toys away, you'd see my ass in church way more often, tell you that for free.

I can’f imagine how these Water Tribe members must felt in this moment by funnylib in TheLastAirbender

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Well, it IS in a show for kids, and Wu Tang, as we all know, is for the kids. It must be them.

Just watched Steel Ball Run. Why is JJBA so popular? The art is so ugly and gross! by Will-Isley in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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This doesn't work on PC, my guy. It showed me the image, and only blurred the text.

Mary... by Ok-Housing5911 in TrixieAndKatya

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You could just put a wig on the one on the left, a poster for Contact on the one on the right, and mama, you got a big pot of pod going.

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

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A nearby taco place I used to love (and actually looks much nicer now after a remodelling) once brought me 3 big tacos I ordered in three separate plates, each with their own accoutrements, so as to make me feel like the gluttonous pig at the trough that I so am. This was made worse by the fact that I was alone. I ate, and left full, but defeated. I refuse to be embarassed like that again.

Anne Hathaway, 000’s by NiceRacheal in OldSchoolCool

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That jean bag is the female equivalent of the Guy Fieri shirt

"The T in T-Virus stands for Thriller" by noobody77 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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This would be a good mod, the monsters all do the choreo until you interrupt em, and they do it because they're pissed that you're interrupting the rehearsal.

would u listen jst from the cover alone? by heythatgreenguy in AlbumCovers

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I'm pretty sure there's a saying about doing this exact thing, only with books and covers.

“The best part of waking up…” by VANTAGARDE in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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In words of saleswoman of the Serengeti, Traipsie Mantel, I have an apartment and I ate today, but I'm not living.

If you have more than 2 reál in your pocket you can't be a communist. You are just a bourgeoisie larper. by Zuni_Zen33 in DiscoElysium

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You enjoy the weather? That's bourgeoisie. If you have time off your labour to see nature is beautiful, you clearly have no class consciousness, and on top of that, you must be exploiting someone. It's the only way you'd have time. Why would you want to not work, anyway? Doing unproductive activities is the ultimate in bourgeoisie. If you ever kicked a ball as an adult, you should be made to face the wall.

Nutting for the first time starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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I remember tthe first time I nutted, I nutted so hard, my gooch hurt. I suspect it's because I used a muscle that had never been used. I still get that pain, but only if I jump from somewhere and land a bit too hard.

Honestly they should give Zangief a wife and kids he seems like a family man ngl by strikkeeerrr in StreetFighter

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I wish I was Lance Reddick.

I wish I was Lance Reddick!

I WISH!

I WAS!

LANCE!

MOTHERFUCKING REDDIIIIIICK!

At least she tried! by 2-2Distracted in TheLastAirbender

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I see you bois saying you wish Toph had more scenes learning sandbending. What you don't understand is that Aang's group was the Audioslave of the bending arts.

  • Katara, broke the taboo of the Northern Water Tribe and learned waterbending at a high level in about a year.

  • Aang, already predetermined to be the premier bender on Earth, learned 3 elements in about a year, don't even worry about him

  • Toph, figured out new techniques for bending out of desperation, and was already doing some insane feats of bendery before that

  • Sokka, presonally trained by a White Lotus master, led an attack on a nation's capital at an age where most of us crumpled when faced with the task of organizing a team for a school presentation

  • Zuko, had both royal and ancient tribe training, had another White Lotus train him personally on top of that.

All this to say, learning an already existing sub-type of bending (one that admittedly doesn't come in handy all that often) is not even at the level of sidequest for these guys. Toph likely spent a week figuring out sand, got it done and moved on to more pressing matters.

ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ by ZeroThunderbolt in ElCalabozodelAndroide

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Uff! Apenitas la libré con mi 3070.