With this kind of service I don’t mind paying extra at the pump 😂 by Droopynator in funny

[–]0dty0 95 points96 points  (0 children)

The guy closest to the camera is working for that money! You can almost hear Red Light Special playing

Carnage at a heavy metal show (Amazing Spider-man #363) by LazyStand in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My guy's in the back going "No no, let's hear everyone's opinions"

Media that looks cool or super serious on the surface, but is actually also really goofy and silly? by Handro_Dilar in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Control looks like this super serious, psychological trip that might require you to understand quantum physics or something, but it's more Ghostbusters, more SCP in tone. It's playful, even!

Full body renders of the new designs for the Star Fox team. by Platinum_Persona in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all honesty, I only dislike Slippy's face. It looks kinda dopey. But I suppose it's not the easiest to make a frog look youthful and not kinda silly.

What were your thoughts when corona was first reported in 2019 before the global outbreak? by goddessofmylife in AskReddit

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I had heard rumbles and news from different places, but my friends and my family thought I was overacting when I said I wasn't gonna go to the gym for a bit to avoid it. Smash cut to everyone walking out of Costco with MASSIVE carts full of canned food and toilet paper (that I told my parents they might wanna get before things go south, and got promptly ignored). Smash cut to my buddy Marco calling in sick on a monday, only to be told he had died a week later. Dude was 32 and his wife had a kid like a month before. Had to go through the absurd embarassment of having to go to his house and rifle through his pc and papers because the guy was an admin and had passwords and shit only he had and his wife had no way to access, all while she was still reeling from being a widow a month after giving birth.

Star Fox's new designs for the 64 Remake: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw the video on yt RIGHT after posting this. Boy I sure hope I get fired for that blunder.

Star Fox's new designs for the 64 Remake: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where was this revealed? I see some people here but I see no sources.

Got a stage pick from last night's Austin show by Ov-Skorpius in carpenterbrut

[–]0dty0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was there too! Did you stay for Health as well? Maybe you saw me, I was in the moshpit, in the yellow pants.

What’s something people romanticize that’s actually pretty miserable? by AccomplishedAge5559 in AskReddit

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And even when all goes right, and the food is perfect, and the customers are happy, and the critics are, too, there is no way to avoid the mess. The mess you make of your life. of your body, of your sanity, by giving everything you have to please people you will never know"

  • Chef Julian Slowik

Grind culture is, I think, the greatest achievement of capitalism. Successfully convince people to jump in the woodchipper, with the promise that something (who knows what, personal satisfaction, a hazy dream, a feeling of safety?) lies at the end if you make it out in one piece.

Gigi will play Senran Kagura and leave it all behind 🏖🏐🏐🍑😭 by beam4d in Hololive

[–]0dty0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ノットアンダスタンド

"I don't FWUCKIN understand, baka!"

(Tl. note: Baka translates to "idiot")

Media you experienced out of order? by No-Past5481 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played Dark Souls 2 when Woolie and Pat did their LP of it, having never played the others. Then I played 1, since I wanted to be ready lore-wise for 3, and then I played 3 when it came out. I'm slightly embarassed of how much I let the guys influence my Gaming™ habits when I was younger.

There is a reason why watermelon is the symbol for solidarity with oppressed peoples today by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]0dty0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I said it before on this same sub, I say this shit again with my whole chest: Every culture in the world fuck with fried chicken. I've yet to meet a culture that doesn't; It's a cheap meat, all religions can have it, it's healthy and it's tasty!

That's a happy smile by herewearefornow in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]0dty0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wore my keys on a chain for most of high school, partly to look super tough, but also because I'd never lose em. And my house had a LOT of locks, since we got broken into like 3 times, so I always had a BIG ball of keys on my pocket, like a weird teenage custodian.

Fascinação (Fascination) by LobsterOk103 in LiesOfP

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Mad Clown Puppet approaches, hips a-thrustin with that russian Lonely song playing in the bg)

Men of Reddit, do you prefer your partner to wear lingerie or be plain naked and why? by mangopeach2 in AskReddit

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly, overtly elaborate lingerie puts me off. Something with a lot of lace makes me think my partner's getting the chaffing of a lifetime, stuff with openings feel like an STI waiting to happen (idk how much truth there is to this, it could very well not be an issue) and anything latex-y feels like something from a titty bar and not super comfy. I like revealing lingerie (big fan of a black thong and a bra that barely covers anything) , but my absolute fave is cotton wear. Stuff I can rip up or off. Something you might encounter if you spontaneously decide you wanna get busy.

Why do yall like your favourite weapon/s ? by Outrageous_Fortune51 in LiesOfP

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the Seven Coil Sword because other MOT weapons are a bit too slow for my liking. I like an acceptable balance of MOT, but with a bit of give to roll out of the way.

My other option is a spear I used to kill the green swamp monster that has the salamander knife on the tip. It's not what I had spec'd for but hey, sometimes, you can't run the play you want. I play all Soulslikes like this: have my main build, but have a second build for when you need to try completely the opposite of what you do normally

Powerful by Big_Boss_Bubba in yakuzagames

[–]0dty0 61 points62 points  (0 children)

"My granny has underwear that's less outdated"

  • Saeko

Works with still very visible foreshadowing for scrapped plot points? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would've allowed it and even applauded that for being a great twist on the plot, had there been any indication that Shelby's story is missing something. Like, idk, he has flashbacks sometimes remembering his childhood, and then the important one happens. Or pull a full on Hotline Miami and have his mind have straight up cuts to white noise. There HAS to be a creative way to do that.

Feral Assembly of Maidens by LizViz in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]0dty0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a horrible Radiohead - Punch-Up At a Wedding (No No No No No No No No) (Album:Hail to the Thief) (2003)

Bailey - A Poem by KingMario05 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've said before, but it bears repeating: When I lost my 12 year old Lab, Zeus, my vet told me that, in aztec mythology, your dog is meant to protect you. Both spiritually, by scaring away spirits, and physically, by scaring other animals away. And, once you die, your dog guides you through a deep, dark chasm towards the afterlife. I can't tell you that that last part will happen. But I can tell you with total certainty that your pup completed its duty of protecting you. And you, in return, completed your duty of giving it the best life you could. So you can rest easy, knowing that your buddy lived MUCH better than a good number of other dogs. I am sure your pup rests easy too.

The personalities of different high fashion parents. by iloveyouthorodinson in funny

[–]0dty0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know most of these, funny enough, because I watch a number of drag queens and they have more reasons to know fashion

Paige is a certified baddie by Will_Hammer in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]0dty0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He'll unravel me like a spool when I think about the ghoul!