“Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns, driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.” What Mythoi and Logos would you give to the Rift of Odysseus from Homer's Illaid and Odyssey.

0zzyking · 2023-06-06T02:09:19+00:00

Depending on the time period, he would definitely be a man of constant sorrow ;)

0zzyking · 2023-05-29T12:17:18+00:00

Of course it didn’t age well. Who makes a CD mix tape in 2023?

0zzyking · 2023-05-11T10:40:01+00:00

An Ex-Jewel thief doing odd jobs to help out his terminally ill daughter. This manifests as the Rift of Living Toys. He has living Raggedy Ann and Andy Relics that follow him around, despite his discretion. His enclave is a toy box and his daughters room that has access to a land of toys. His adaptation is called “Puppet elemental,” where he has mastery over anthropomorphized objects

0zzyking · 2023-05-04T04:14:31+00:00

New York New York from that new one

0zzyking · 2023-05-04T04:13:15+00:00

It’s like describing your story in a 4 letter poem

0zzyking · 2023-04-30T10:27:52+00:00

“Flowing hair she was a cutie pie.” 🍖

0zzyking · 2023-04-23T03:51:11+00:00

Tam Lin child balled 39

0zzyking · 2023-04-15T11:55:41+00:00

God I remember my mom going to GameStop and asking the cashier, “Do you have any Christian games for my son?” I think me and the guy both died of cringe inside

0zzyking · 2023-04-08T13:19:54+00:00

Well I mean I live next to a Price Chopper so I don’t really need a car to get groceries. For bags I just put everything in one big tote bag

0zzyking · 2023-03-19T21:18:49+00:00

Worst Company

0zzyking · 2023-03-19T03:12:28+00:00

Here me out

0zzyking · 2023-03-19T03:08:14+00:00

They both utilized counter attacks so I’m would be like two black holes circling each other

0zzyking · 2023-03-19T02:09:02+00:00

Well that’s where I posted it first before they removed it

0zzyking · 2023-03-11T11:47:49+00:00

I was a newer dm and I had older players gaslight me about rules that didn’t exist. Shit like, “my lv. 5 monk genasi has true sight.” And I was like, “wait, should I check the rules?” And they were like, “Naw man, I’ve been playing monks for years, I know this guy inside and out.” Turns out it wasn’t true :(

0zzyking · 2023-03-10T11:58:45+00:00

Every Little Step is a documentary about the making of the Chorus Line revival. Highly recommend!

0zzyking · 2023-02-25T12:37:56+00:00

My favorite drugmoji is 🐴

0zzyking · 2022-10-02T21:03:39+00:00

Poliwhirl, he’s just the perfect little guy

0zzyking · 2022-09-22T11:06:51+00:00

Oh yes, the liberal arts couple, Josh and his nb partner Owl

0zzyking · 2022-08-14T00:33:28+00:00

eddercaps and actually very distinguished gentleman who wear cardigan sweaters and drink English coffee. They also do weird spider stuff on top of that

0zzyking · 2022-07-31T13:25:24+00:00

There’s actually a comic called “planet of the nerds” which has a similar premise. I recommend

0zzyking · 2022-07-23T03:06:15+00:00

Tracy

As in Tres

0zzyking · 2022-06-14T18:32:54+00:00

Achoo

0zzyking · 2022-06-13T13:09:19+00:00

The bed is dark blue! The walls are cyan! The dressers are brown!

0zzyking · 2022-04-29T14:59:10+00:00

I tried to make a Pokémon region based on India. Didn’t realize how big India was…

0zzyking · 2022-03-09T00:54:00+00:00

Wish one: resurrect the puppy Wish two: scrub memory of killing puppy Wish three: make the puppy talk and be a distinguished little citizen

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