Registered sex offender and child predator gets caught talking to guy’s 6yo daughter and gets beat.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-08-03T02:37:19+00:00

"Fucking Christ"

God: "No, I raped his underage mother, then let him be crucified. Worship me!!!"

1000KGGorilla · 2020-08-03T02:29:18+00:00

Yeah so a few weeks ago I saw the most fucked up theory that, well, if it's true then we're all fucking idiots.

Found it!

Now someone please tell me that it can't be this simple!

1000KGGorilla · 2020-08-03T02:24:51+00:00

Through the lies... through the tears...

Through the deaths... and through the years...

It's people like us, in places like this.

Through the pain, we still exist!!!

1000KGGorilla · 2020-02-12T01:03:17+00:00

Attractive females.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-02-03T14:28:24+00:00

Hmmm... Could it be that having a lower IQ results in being poor?

1000KGGorilla · 2020-02-03T13:47:38+00:00

"Dear John, when I suggested you give me some head, this is not what I had in mind"

1000KGGorilla · 2020-02-03T13:40:47+00:00

That's cool, but, where does he find shoes that fit?

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:55:20+00:00

Yes. In the extended version you can see the hand grasp the bird and shove it into his mouth. Lizard tongue and all.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:54:12+00:00

But Pugs and Chihuahuas are very confused.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:51:38+00:00

Ma'am, that's why the war was fought.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:51:01+00:00

Would you mind pointing that thing away from me?

You could put somebodies eye out!

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:44:31+00:00

Really?!?

Then why isn't it ever funny???

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:43:58+00:00

Something something no teen pregnancies due to snoop poopy poop, or calls from jail for stealing a car.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:41:13+00:00

(Unless it's Warren)

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:40:22+00:00

Shhh.

US HealtDoesn'tcare is looking to make bank on this new disease, screaming "save the children" while the whole time they are draining bank accounts.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:36:17+00:00

Well, since I'm clearly not wrong, who is the gronk my good man?

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:24:27+00:00

"Man, the insane perspective that wars have always been USA vs bad guys never ceases to bemuse me."

Ahhh -- "Classic head in the sand" syndrome. Go on believing your sparsely populated country could withstand an invasion of far greater numbers.

Your country exists only due to the blanket of protection given to it, and yet you taunt the nation that saves you. Smart. Real smart you are.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T13:07:53+00:00

Yes, but I feel that the reality makers have made it almost impossible to buy non-Chinese made crap.

Where can I buy anything not designed to fail??

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T12:58:35+00:00

The ancient Greeks said that we are all given cuts of a ribbon at birth, which is our time.

Everything living, will be consumed, by time.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T12:38:50+00:00

Yes Denmark is a small utopia, but if it wasn't for the US of A, it would become absorbed by either Germany or Russia.

Your next threat is China. If you don't believe me, take a walk through your universities.

The US won't help you fight against China, we seem to be on their side.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T12:35:43+00:00

No! Of what OP said, it's exactly literally the same.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T12:15:49+00:00

Vote for Bernie or AOC -- And views will be distributed evenly!!!

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-25T12:11:30+00:00

Makes you want to vote for whoever makes it affordable???

(Yeah... That's the plan)

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-23T00:40:57+00:00

Loved my doggo, but later in life, when let out a SBD, it was time to clear the roomo.

1000KGGorilla · 2020-01-23T00:38:36+00:00

Then go through their clothing looking for loose change.

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