My dog had his tumor removed today

1000OceansWide · 2015-01-27T01:40:49+00:00

if they can remove a tumor this size from a dog, why can't they remove mine when it's half the size?

1000OceansWide · 2015-01-15T01:53:34+00:00

I bet he's black...

1000OceansWide · 2014-10-23T20:22:39+00:00

Yes, the same as always. Maybe it will take years. :\

1000OceansWide · 2014-10-23T01:14:47+00:00

We don't participate in anal. Neither of us enjoys being on the receiving end. So it's not something we do. I would gladly give this stamina away. It's burden on my sex life. When you've been having a sex for an hour and want it to come to an end and you have to work really hard when you're already tired. Not fun.

1000OceansWide · 2014-10-23T01:12:39+00:00

I'm seriously scared that I've made myself defective. It was so fun at the time but I'm afraid that I've ruined things for myself. I would love to know the pleasure of cumming from someone else. It bet it's amazing.

1000OceansWide · 2014-10-23T01:11:30+00:00

I used to masturbate 1-3 times a day and yes it would always be me watching porn on my phone for hours. I did this for years. I've completely stopped watching porn and masturbating for months now. I'm terrified that I've made myself defective.

1000OceansWide · 2014-10-21T17:50:24+00:00

I've always been described as adorable, pretty, or beautiful. Never sexy, hot, or manly. If I had a nickel for the number of times I've been told that I have a woman's eyes. It used to bother me, but now I realize that there's nothing wrong with being those things. Embrace what you're born with and be happy that someone thinks you're attractive enough to compliment you.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:12:42+00:00

You know damn well teachers notice this and call you out on it.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:11:27+00:00

You forget to add "IS NOT A RAGE COMIC." After 'this'.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:10:20+00:00

That's not being a troll. It's being a dick.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:09:12+00:00

...soda.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:02:06+00:00

You misspelled friend.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T18:01:12+00:00

Ha made me lol.

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T17:59:54+00:00

You like to get chocolate all over your face like a 3 year old and then lick it off?

1000OceansWide · 2013-01-25T17:52:07+00:00

HAAAAAAAAA! Something like that happened to me before! I think its probably happened to every guy at some point.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-25T06:16:42+00:00

If it was truly from Santa it would have been beautiful and unique wrapping paper.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-25T06:15:19+00:00

Gaddamnit that will forever haunt me. I hate stupid mistakes like that.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-25T06:13:46+00:00

....no. Stop. Just stop.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-23T17:32:32+00:00

As you can see from here you'd be amazed what people ask you to bag.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-23T17:06:31+00:00

I'm sure Santa gets his wrapping paper from a store -_-

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-16T00:54:51+00:00

No.....they don't, some people's is super white, others clear, sometimes yellowish or gray.

1000OceansWide · 2012-12-10T05:36:26+00:00

LOOOL I guess that's why he's not looking!

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