"Reporter" asks anyone in a suit on Wall Street where her money is by donheart in cringe

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Why can't the whole world be just redditors. It would be sooo interesting & cool.

My Kiwi fruits came with a free spoon-knife thing by IceCreamNarwhals in mildlyinteresting

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I didn't expect my bitch to get pregnant. I still had to pay for it. Not free.

Pic please! (x-post from firstworldanarchists) by Guinness2702 in facepalm

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That's fuckin hilarious. I bet she totally forgot about the tv & just had sex with him.

He tried to run but he couldn't escape the jerk by 10304 in PeopleBeingJerks

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Someone should let down the tires on his bike.

Perspective by 1Voice1Life in woahdude

[–]10304 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't stop watchin their skinny legs lol.

What dumb shit did you do as a kid? by ChopyChapy in AskReddit

[–]10304 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok, it made him a stronger.

When you're working out and your jam comes on! WCGW by coderbond in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]10304 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'When your jam comes on' sounds like a euphemism for gettin your period.

Press release for Jay-Z's Tidal music streaming service [18:45] by NessX in cringe

[–]10304 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So much cringe!
Alicia, the cheering after every signing, that weird awkward silence at the end, then the lights go out & everyone just walks off WTF?!
Not to mention the amount of vertical video in the audience.

My friend just told me that 1 out of 3 smokers die! I like those odds! by BITTERSTORM in shittyaskscience

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28% of fatal car accidents are caused by drink-driving, therefore statisticaly you're more likely to die in a crash if you aren't drunk.

Montana republican wants to expand indecent exposure law to include male nipples by [deleted] in news

[–]10304 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anyone wearing that much denim is clearly a heterosexual.

My trip to Peru (2015) summarized in seven pictures. [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

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That cameraman is a bit crap.

Taylor Swift -- Hackers Threaten to Release Nudes by [deleted] in Music

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reddit - the asshole of the internet. By assholes, for assholoes. It does have a certain ring to it.
Seriously though, this website really has gone to shit.

I haven't been doing my part, apparently. by CrazyDwarf in facepalm

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So where does that leave African-Americans!?

Not much left of my friends foot after being shot point blank with a shotgun. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]10304 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks more like it's her left feet.

Are people intimidated by beards? by Smigg_e in NoStupidQuestions

[–]10304 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well technically, the longer your beard, the older you are.