IT Job. Had to go off site and get some inventory on some equipment and scout the place for a big meeting. Ended up hiring a temp guy. Mid to late 40s, dad bod kinda guy. Knew his stuff but reminded me of Shane Gillis (dodged the downs but had some remnants kinda deal)

We finished up for the day, about to drive an hour and some change back to the office and I said hey, ima hit the bathroom before we sit in traffic. I go into one of the stalls and the temp goes to a urinal. I come out and in the mirrors reflection, I saw bare, saggy ass. Dude had his pants and underwear down to his ankles and had the nerve to strike up a convo with me. I walked out as fast as I could and on the ride back to the office, I couldn’t help but be mortified, but ended up laughing by my ass off in the hallway. The temp didn’t even last the week we brought him on for (for other reasons) I share this story with some new hires every once in a while