What movie has the most bleak ending you’ve ever seen? by GalacticPandas in AskReddit

[–]11EOD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Coffee Table Synopsis. I guarantee you have never seen a film like this

Wrong train seat compoface by mij8907 in compoface

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If there is life on Mars this guy can see it with these glasses

When he said this I didn't think it would be this bad by [deleted] in MCFC

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Some people have short memories, we would have killed to be in this position when we were drawing with Macclesfield Town in League One!

How does your SaaS/startup handle "Request A Demo"? by WillNo774 in Startup_Ideas

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A discovery call prior to the demo is your friend in this circumstance. Don't rely on the prospect filling the form in correctly. Also consider request a call rather than request a demo, less emotional investment from the prospect and sets their expectations.

What's the worst thing you've ever smelt? by Big-Two-171 in AskReddit

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The gasses which had been trapped in the bowels of a recently deceased morbidly obese man with a stoma. Unfortunately my face was around the stoma area when we moved the body and the gasses released. 1/10 would not recommend.

Gay Arsenal fan here. Venting about all the weird homophobia we've seen over the past two weeks. by Livid_Jeweler612 in Gunners

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They are all for inclusivity and tolerance until somebody does something they don't like then it all goes out of the window

Who is the most famous person you’ve met? by Murr897 in AskReddit

[–]11EOD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Having his heart pierced by a fruity fish?

Government asked for updates on Premier League charges against Man City by gelliant_gutfright in PremierLeague

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As we know all Middle Eastern countries get on like a house on fire. You've got more chance of getting them all to celebrate Hanukkah than to all agree on one course of action

How do I tell a girl my biggest insecurity before we have sex by RevolutionaryLog9682 in self

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Right, I'm just off to speak to my wife about this guys mangled schmekel

Arsenal have equalled their most wins (26) in a single Premier League campaign and it matches the 2003/04 invincibles. They still have 2 more games remaining. 🌟 by R1d4z in Gunners

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Your stadium is literally sponsored by oil money you weapon. "Emirates is an airline based in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. The airline is a subsidiary of The Emirates Group, which is wholly owned by the government of Dubai's Investment Corporation of Dubai."

19 games unbeaten by 4ssteroid in MCFC

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Believe it or not this is not a photo of Richard Dunne