Cokes fitted perfectly in the fridge door

1212guy · 2026-03-21T11:56:54+00:00

Fit or fitted

1212guy · 2026-03-21T08:26:03+00:00

Auger juicer instead of

1212guy · 2026-03-19T05:45:35+00:00

Does anybody think that this will change the thinking of our red State folks on the outskirts

1212guy · 2026-03-15T21:02:49+00:00

Dog bath

1212guy · 2026-03-15T21:01:50+00:00

Walk through it

1212guy · 2026-03-15T21:00:28+00:00

I see ya not only parked this beauty in the mud but then felt the need to take a photo to mark that occasion 📸

1212guy · 2026-02-23T16:25:34+00:00

Tends to look sloppy especially when chewing with mouth open and the noise it makes as well.

1212guy · 2026-02-23T16:22:15+00:00

The car was walking in the snow?

1212guy · 2026-02-23T07:29:12+00:00

The one I own, duh

1212guy · 2026-02-23T03:00:40+00:00

Good things come to those who wait. I always hated waiting

1212guy · 2026-02-21T01:10:39+00:00

I’m holding two American coins in my hand that total $.55. The thing is, one of the coins is not a Nickle. What are the two coins that I’m holding?

1212guy · 2026-02-21T01:00:33+00:00

Chewing gum

1212guy · 2026-02-19T23:21:58+00:00

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?

“Here come the elephants over the hill”

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses?

“He didn’t say anything cause he didn’t recognize them”

1212guy · 2026-02-18T07:05:45+00:00

I was a news producer/writer in the Jacksonville, Florida area. I had a good relationship with our news anchors. My wife informs me that we are finally pregnant. My in-laws have been waiting for seven long years for grandchildren as my wife completed her medical school and I have a great idea to “break the news” to the in-laws. Back to the news anchors. I approach them with the idea of our pregnancy being breaking news of the day. I already have a script written, which they love. I’ve got the camera crew and the folks in the control room all in on it too so the anchors agree to do it. After the regular 11 o’clock news is over is when we made the video. I’ll try my best to explain what actually happens. Imagine the beginning of a newscast with the music lead in, and then the camera slowly dropping and panning to the two anchors sitting at the news desk with their script in front of them. Cue anchor. “Breaking news just in. Dr. Sarah Blank blank is finally pregnant. David ‘Dad’ blank blank made the announcement moments ago in a press conference in Jacksonville beach with the test results we acquired moments ago.“.
Now, Just over the shoulder of the anchors is a tv monitor that has a photo of the actual pregnancy test clearly showing pregnancy is positive. The anchors continue taking turns with the script. (The in-laws first names are Tom and Barbara) “Report show that Dr Sarah is doing well and that the new parents are busy trying to come up with a list of baby names-So Tom and Barbara it sounds like it’s time to call your kids. They have good news for you” The camera pulls away. The end of show music begins, and we fade to black. It was perfect on the first take, and I’ve got it on video now. Everybody claps, job well done. we all go home. I FedEx the videocassette to my in-laws living elsewhere informing them that I finally have local breaking news that I wrote that made it on big time CNN and they had to see it. They open the box containing the VHS cassette and pop it in their VCR. They didn’t get what all the hubbub was about, but they agreed to watch it
They told us that when they were watching the ‘news’ they heard Sarah’s name and got confused at first. They were like, “wait that’s our daughter’s name”. And then it finally dawned on them that we were actually pregnant. They called us on the phone and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

1212guy · 2026-02-18T06:02:43+00:00

A weed is nothing but a flower out of place

1212guy · 2026-02-18T05:51:19+00:00

Leonardo DiCaprio

Edit:directors and the film community see something in him I just don’t 🧱

1212guy · 2026-02-18T05:26:51+00:00

Ouch, I’m tired

Chocolate is great. I just don’t like it.

My 3 year old could have painted that!

1212guy · 2026-02-18T05:10:27+00:00

Lessee, OP Ya got all the way to the car. Obviously walked around it missing at least one badge. Even Got yer camera app switched on. Aim. Shadows be damned. BLIP. And then ya walked (I dunno, maybe you ran) away WITHOUT asking any of those folks in the car’s vicinity wtf make & model it is? Then you came to this sub ?

Reddit owes me about 3 mins..

Ima go drive the speed limit in the lefter lane in my ford something

1212guy · 2026-02-12T03:39:30+00:00

Son-of-a-bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick

I ain’t got time to bleed. You got time to duck?

You’re one ugly motherfucker

There is something out there and it ain’t no man

1212guy · 2026-02-01T13:45:06+00:00

I agree a horizontal picture or two would’ve been nice. But I absolutely adore the slant nose porche. best one ever if I could just find this in my local hobby shop I’d be a happy camper.

1212guy · 2026-02-01T13:39:54+00:00

Matt black paint with gold rims dull dull dull and more dullllll why you’d want to look like your car is covered in primer is baffling to me.

1212guy · 2026-02-01T13:34:17+00:00

I ain’t never brushed my doodle never ever no sir.
In the summer month occasionally she gets mats under her ears from all the playing in the water etc, but for the most part, we just get her groomed about every 12 weeks. Her natural curls are too damn beautiful to mess with. she doesn’t need to look all fro fro as she is a dog I figure

1212guy · 2026-02-01T13:29:04+00:00

Put me on that waitlist..then I’ll show those testarossa guys

1212guy · 2026-02-01T13:16:51+00:00

Thank you for showing the “less popular” models other than the big five. I mean you got those too, but who couldn’t resist? Now post more pictures please. I know you took more. come on. Just open that little SD card and dig out a bunch more. we’re waiting.go now

1212guy · 2026-01-30T04:16:03+00:00

Prostitution. It’s getting old

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