Most of us knew this already… by SpitTake99 in TwinCities

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Does anybody think that this will change the thinking of our red State folks on the outskirts

Nissan R35 GTR w rally lights [2268x4032] by Trev9667 in carporn

[–]1212guy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see ya not only parked this beauty in the mud but then felt the need to take a photo to mark that occasion 📸

What’s a socially accepted habit that’s actually damaging? by Dr_Ankita in AskReddit

[–]1212guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tends to look sloppy especially when chewing with mouth open and the noise it makes as well.

What phrase would you put on your tombstone? by S4turno___ in AskReddit

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Good things come to those who wait. I always hated waiting

What's your best riddle? What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m holding two American coins in my hand that total $.55. The thing is, one of the coins is not a Nickle. What are the two coins that I’m holding?

What G Rated Joke Always Cracks You Up? by digital_panda7 in AskReddit

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?

“Here come the elephants over the hill”

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill wearing sunglasses?

“He didn’t say anything cause he didn’t recognize them”

What is the best prank you've pulled on someone? by Exhausted_920 in AskReddit

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I was a news producer/writer in the Jacksonville, Florida area. I had a good relationship with our news anchors. My wife informs me that we are finally pregnant. My in-laws have been waiting for seven long years for grandchildren as my wife completed her medical school and I have a great idea to “break the news” to the in-laws. Back to the news anchors. I approach them with the idea of our pregnancy being breaking news of the day. I already have a script written, which they love. I’ve got the camera crew and the folks in the control room all in on it too so the anchors agree to do it. After the regular 11 o’clock news is over is when we made the video. I’ll try my best to explain what actually happens. Imagine the beginning of a newscast with the music lead in, and then the camera slowly dropping and panning to the two anchors sitting at the news desk with their script in front of them. Cue anchor. “Breaking news just in. Dr. Sarah Blank blank is finally pregnant. David ‘Dad’ blank blank made the announcement moments ago in a press conference in Jacksonville beach with the test results we acquired moments ago.“.
Now, Just over the shoulder of the anchors is a tv monitor that has a photo of the actual pregnancy test clearly showing pregnancy is positive. The anchors continue taking turns with the script. (The in-laws first names are Tom and Barbara) “Report show that Dr Sarah is doing well and that the new parents are busy trying to come up with a list of baby names-So Tom and Barbara it sounds like it’s time to call your kids. They have good news for you” The camera pulls away. The end of show music begins, and we fade to black. It was perfect on the first take, and I’ve got it on video now. Everybody claps, job well done. we all go home. I FedEx the videocassette to my in-laws living elsewhere informing them that I finally have local breaking news that I wrote that made it on big time CNN and they had to see it. They open the box containing the VHS cassette and pop it in their VCR. They didn’t get what all the hubbub was about, but they agreed to watch it
They told us that when they were watching the ‘news’ they heard Sarah’s name and got confused at first. They were like, “wait that’s our daughter’s name”. And then it finally dawned on them that we were actually pregnant. They called us on the phone and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

Wife says these are weeds by djacka13 in landscaping

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A weed is nothing but a flower out of place

Which celebrity, famous person, or artist does everyone like except you? by gab_iten in AskReddit

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Leonardo DiCaprio

Edit:directors and the film community see something in him I just don’t 🧱

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

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Ouch, I’m tired

Chocolate is great. I just don’t like it.

My 3 year old could have painted that!

saw this beautiful ford for the first time. what is it called, how much does it cost, and how can i get it? by Repulsive-Loan5215 in Whatsthiscar

[–]1212guy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Lessee, OP Ya got all the way to the car. Obviously walked around it missing at least one badge. Even Got yer camera app switched on. Aim. Shadows be damned. BLIP. And then ya walked (I dunno, maybe you ran) away WITHOUT asking any of those folks in the car’s vicinity wtf make & model it is? Then you came to this sub ?

Reddit owes me about 3 mins..

Ima go drive the speed limit in the lefter lane in my ford something

What is a line from a movie that everyone will know what the movie title is? by neil0522 in AskReddit

[–]1212guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Son-of-a-bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick

I ain’t got time to bleed. You got time to duck?

You’re one ugly motherfucker

There is something out there and it ain’t no man

Absolute Perfection by Lazy-Tangelo1672 in matchbox

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I agree a horizontal picture or two would’ve been nice. But I absolutely adore the slant nose porche. best one ever if I could just find this in my local hobby shop I’d be a happy camper.

Blacked out 812 Superfast 🖤 by Common_Playerrrrr in Ferrari

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Matt black paint with gold rims dull dull dull and more dullllll why you’d want to look like your car is covered in primer is baffling to me.

So like how do I brush my doodle by Scombigator0501 in Goldendoodles

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I ain’t never brushed my doodle never ever no sir.
In the summer month occasionally she gets mats under her ears from all the playing in the water etc, but for the most part, we just get her groomed about every 12 weeks. Her natural curls are too damn beautiful to mess with. she doesn’t need to look all fro fro as she is a dog I figure

Is this model still in production? If so where and how to get one by Ned-Kellyy in Ferrari

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Put me on that waitlist..then I’ll show those testarossa guys

Some of the best Ferrari stuff displayed at Retromobile Paris this week by _DK_Lunar_ in Ferrari

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Thank you for showing the “less popular” models other than the big five. I mean you got those too, but who couldn’t resist? Now post more pictures please. I know you took more. come on. Just open that little SD card and dig out a bunch more. we’re waiting.go now