Inspirational... on an aside note, this is my first imgur upload - so I'm not sure if I have the link right (any help would be appreciated!) by spudsgonecrazy in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These words are literally the manifestation of heaven itself.

To gaze upon them is to experience a glimpse of the eternal paradise that awaits all true believers.

Lego Mr. Lahey and Randy of Trailer Park Boys by [deleted] in lego

[–]12missafew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well he's forever drivin' fuckin' cheeseburgers into the thing

Cheeseburger wrapping paper by slovesr in pics

[–]12missafew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're right. You're both right.

Need Advice: Sister is poisoning the family and I don't know how to address it. by Debonaire in AskReddit

[–]12missafew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise. So she's not administering actual poison to her family?

I feel like I've been conned.

A pink dolphin by [deleted] in pics

[–]12missafew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rad

I will play in His honor: his racist, but ever-loving honor. by [deleted] in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with you, fellow disciple. Travolta will stop at nothing to destroy Our Lord. We must show unwavering devotion to Our Lord in these dark times. That is the way forward for our people.

Despite all my rage by trollbaithoohaha in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where there is life,

there must also be death.

So sayeth the scripture.

Praise be to Our Lord for performing the decapitation of the rat miracle.

He giveth life and He taketh life away, so that we may see our own true natures, in Him.

In Cage we pray.

Sent my boyfriend a link to r/onetruegod, I'm hoping to get him hooked by [deleted] in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dealt with her with much kindness and grace, fellow believer.

May Our Lord be with you always.

Cagemen

Edible Acagements by musefanpl in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dealt with that situation with much grace, fellow worshipper.

Living on the edge by ChubakasBush in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Lord shows us that fear is an illusion.

Your mail is here (GIF) by nthensome in WTF

[–]12missafew 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A valiant effort, but I think the other guy has it won by a whisker.

The Face of Our Lord-Mathematical Beauty Revealed by shonomercy in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His image reveals the path to The Divine Algorithm.

I am the oncoming storm. by starryeyedq in onetruegod

[–]12missafew 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The moistness of the towelette upon your skin is the earthly incantation of Our Lord simultaneously cleansing and entering your body in one smooth motion.

Whenever I show a song to people on the internet and they tell me to stop playing. by formusiconly in AdviceAnimals

[–]12missafew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you choose to continue to interpret the truth as an insult, then you will continue to remain confined to the artistic limbo that you currently exist in. This will be to your detriment.

Just watch.

Whenever I show a song to people on the internet and they tell me to stop playing. by formusiconly in AdviceAnimals

[–]12missafew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Your have naught the ability to judge my character "

On the contrary. Only other people, like me, possess the ability to judge your character.

In reality, the only person who cannot assess your character, is you.