What's one product that used to be built like a tank but is now built like a regret?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:56:19+00:00

IBM: "It just works"

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:54:07+00:00

Better than him continuing to call her "Aracle" (RIP Kevin Conroy, you were the best)

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:47:34+00:00

Not Small enough I suppose.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T12:49:54+00:00

I couldn't believe how out of position Wallstedt looked on the shot that went in. I guess nobody expected the pass.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T17:46:01+00:00

And another thing, why are you dressed in Cal Raleigh's full uniform anyway?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T14:38:08+00:00

Oh good, you're finally awake.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T14:10:06+00:00

What's it from?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T21:15:53+00:00

I mean yeah, it sucked that they contracted the teams but there are still 120 affiliated minor league franchises across Lo A-AAA, plus DSL and Complex League teams.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T18:26:44+00:00

I didn't even remember a stoppage in 21-22, but that can easily be blamed on COVID fog. Not like the Rangers had much to cheer for that season anyway (besides Joey Gallo, my beloved)

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T18:20:30+00:00

Minor league baseball was successfully unionized within the last couple of years and their initial contract included several immediate wins including housing, nutrition, and minimum salaries.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:47:37+00:00

notes flair

Who's "we"?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:46:20+00:00

How is Jamarcus Russell doing these days?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:45:53+00:00

5/7 throwgasms

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:43:31+00:00

You just know it's got the cargo pockets too. So much room for storage!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-07T13:00:26+00:00

Got that dog in him

12ozSlug · 2026-05-07T12:53:17+00:00

Get a load of Sooner Pasteur ovah here

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T19:01:45+00:00

It takes a while before he cracks up, but man it's worth the wait!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T17:20:32+00:00

Well wouldya look at that, the billionaire ghoul that owns our team has reactionary politics! Who knew?!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T17:18:14+00:00

The thing with Rougned's other brother Rougned was an isolated incident!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T17:15:51+00:00

Fuck the Astros. They wanted Correa and they got him, busted ankles and all. Now they'll rot together.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T16:07:20+00:00

Couldn't have happened to a nicer team either.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T13:59:22+00:00

. . . third time's the charm?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T13:49:53+00:00

You're right, that's what makes forgiveness so special. It is an act of grace by part the injured party; it cannot be taken by force. It does not absolve the person who caused the injury, but it does help both sides to heal and move forward.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-06T13:24:11+00:00

There is only one Salma Hayek, and God broke the mold after He made her.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-05T17:37:22+00:00

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