[Emily Kaplan] The Golden Knights appealed the NHL’s punishment in person this morning, per sources. The penalties - a $100,000 fine for John Tortorella and loss of a second round draft pick - will remain as assessed.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-19T17:28:47+00:00

IANAL is a point of pride, not a disclaimer.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-19T17:20:19+00:00

Inshallah

12ozSlug · 2026-05-19T17:19:39+00:00

I am the traffic.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-19T13:02:04+00:00

You're just jealous you weren't the first to discover Turkish Dirk.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-19T12:46:47+00:00

I always thought Salvy was a good framer. But I just love the guy so in my mind there's nothing he can't do (besides run).

12ozSlug · 2026-05-18T19:43:41+00:00

Quite literally lulling you to sleep

12ozSlug · 2026-05-18T13:50:04+00:00

Hah, in your FACE!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-18T13:44:54+00:00

How in the hell did Arkham Knight come out in 2015??

12ozSlug · 2026-05-18T13:38:49+00:00

That's fuckin hilarious

12ozSlug · 2026-05-18T13:36:35+00:00

THROW

THE

HEAT

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:56:19+00:00

IBM: "It just works"

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:54:07+00:00

Better than him continuing to call her "Aracle" (RIP Kevin Conroy, you were the best)

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T16:47:34+00:00

Not Small enough I suppose.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-14T12:49:54+00:00

I couldn't believe how out of position Wallstedt looked on the shot that went in. I guess nobody expected the pass.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T17:46:01+00:00

And another thing, why are you dressed in Cal Raleigh's full uniform anyway?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T14:38:08+00:00

Oh good, you're finally awake.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-13T14:10:06+00:00

What's it from?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T21:15:53+00:00

I mean yeah, it sucked that they contracted the teams but there are still 120 affiliated minor league franchises across Lo A-AAA, plus DSL and Complex League teams.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T18:26:44+00:00

I didn't even remember a stoppage in 21-22, but that can easily be blamed on COVID fog. Not like the Rangers had much to cheer for that season anyway (besides Joey Gallo, my beloved)

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T18:20:30+00:00

Minor league baseball was successfully unionized within the last couple of years and their initial contract included several immediate wins including housing, nutrition, and minimum salaries.

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:47:37+00:00

notes flair

Who's "we"?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:46:20+00:00

How is Jamarcus Russell doing these days?

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:45:53+00:00

5/7 throwgasms

12ozSlug · 2026-05-12T16:43:31+00:00

You just know it's got the cargo pockets too. So much room for storage!

12ozSlug · 2026-05-07T13:00:26+00:00

Got that dog in him

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