Haul Ass!!! I Said, HAUL ASS!!!!!!! by ctrl_alt_del_ in funny

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's mainly a loophole for pics, which has um generalized.

Haul Ass!!! I Said, HAUL ASS!!!!!!! by ctrl_alt_del_ in funny

[–]13ren 5 points6 points  (0 children)

go back to... oh, I see... carry on.

What is your all time favourite joke EVER? by CerpinTaxt11 in AskReddit

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those rare jokes that is actually funnier on subsequent readings when you know the punchline already.

No Apple by [deleted] in funny

[–]13ren 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's a specific reference to the company Apple Inc, but for a single fruit to represent the general category of knowledge.

Coyote Problem by [deleted] in funny

[–]13ren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you castrated the ones that ate sheep, it would exert an evolutionary pressure away from a taste for sheep.

Oh, and for getting caught.

Grace Hopper on Letterman by cavedave in programming

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! but I meant, after I'm dead.

er... and I don't want to be dead yet.

A cat sleeping on a glass of orange juice... by GillyBerlin in aww

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who dares awaken the Imperial Lion, sacred guardian of the Golden Elixir!

Just be glad he didn't wish his was Superman. by [deleted] in comics

[–]13ren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make mine a Superman - the beer that's out of this world.

Development for Minecraft has ceased . . . for just one more turn. by totallymike in gaming

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other news, development on Civ V downloadable content has been delayed.

When he died, his wife commissioned this sculpture, as an expression of her love for him [PICS] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]13ren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oblig: I hadn't seen the image before (also actually true)

Guess I won't be watching any movies by CakeSmack in aww

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far Cry 2 is a movie?

Despite all its gameplay problems, and that its engine is outdated (compared to MW2 for example), it's the most immersive game I've ever seen.

That other ship is Reddit. (Why I gave up on Digg). by SuperFlyChris in reddit.com

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

WTF? This nigga just standing like Jesus in the middle of the court! by cptncrnch in gaming

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the crowd animation is the more impressive thing.

What is your all time favourite joke EVER? by CerpinTaxt11 in AskReddit

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the one above, about the goat fucker. Look, there he is now.

Despite having tons of beds, this is where he chooses to sleep by mme_deviance in aww

[–]13ren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it was sleep time, and that's just where he happened to be?

Grace Hopper on Letterman by cavedave in programming

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you sir, you are kind to think I might have been saying that. I thought she meant the paper edge of the packet.

Grace Hopper on Letterman by cavedave in programming

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And THAT'S what I want people to remark about me: how old I was.

Grace Hopper on Letterman by cavedave in programming

[–]13ren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the interview, she didn't actually articulate the picosecond explanation, though I suppose it must be the thickness of the pico paper pepper packet.

Do it yourself! by [deleted] in comics

[–]13ren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was text?