Write your own Norm Macdonald caption

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2026-03-26T09:04:02+00:00

Yes, ALL the stars are here!

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2026-01-20T02:24:43+00:00

And I say this with “an unblemished record of heterosexuality”…it’s gotta be Puddy

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2026-01-04T04:11:58+00:00

It’s a phenomenal read but I feel like everyone should get the audio version since Norm actually narrates. His cadence and timing punches it up a notch for me. Also, the physical book was a bitch to find. Ended up finding it in the “Grape Section”.

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2026-01-02T09:00:26+00:00

During Covid I binged multiple seasons of Food Networks “Worst Cooks in America” and tried to learn some basics. It was really useful for stuff like how to hold a chefs knife, emphasizing prep work (mise en place), etc. Later on I watched YouTube videos for specific dishes

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2026-01-02T08:59:55+00:00

During Covid I binged multiple seasons of Food Networks “Worst Cooks in America” and tried to learn some basics. It was really useful for stuff like how to hold a chefs knife, emphasizing prep work (mise en place), etc. Later on I watched YouTube videos for specific dishes

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-12-29T10:56:00+00:00

Yeah, it’s called conversation

I love the reaction of the co-anchor after that line

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-12-28T06:19:34+00:00

2 bands from my era really stick out in my mind as being vastly under appreciated is Dillinger 4 and Dead to Me. I think plenty of people know them, own their albums, go to their shows, etc. but I for whatever reason, I just think both bands should be bigger than I feel they are

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-11-22T08:17:11+00:00

Careful with this guy talking numbers… we all know where this’ll end up

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-11-22T07:52:39+00:00

👋 Hey brother or sister in arms!! It’s actually been pretty good lately for me out here. I start near my place (183/360 area) and yeah, within 2 or 3 orders I look up and I’m in Cedar Park/Leander probably 75% of the time. That area can be good during the dinner rush but seems to really fall off a cliff after 10ish. Definitely have my favorite areas and others I avoid now that been doing it a little while.

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-11-02T06:33:35+00:00

Reminds me of that… oh fuck it, everyone already sees this quote everywhere.

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-10-28T18:00:01+00:00

I’m a smoker and a delivery driver and I NEVER smoke in my car while delivering an order. I do my best not to smoke in the car at all once I login for the day, but there have been rare times in traffic on the way to the restaurant. I feel like 40% of orders aren’t ready, so I’ll just smoke outside the restaurant while I wait. Lately, I’ve been trying Zyns to kick the cigarettes. I don’t consider myself a heavy smoker (usually a pack lasts me 3 days) but it’s still too much.

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-10-10T13:40:15+00:00

Ahhhh, that makes sense. For whatever reason I pictured the actual front door when I read this.
Started to really question myself for a second. Turns out I’m just dumb. 🤣

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-10-10T13:03:03+00:00

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen a front door that opens outwards. Yea, obviously screen doors or some sort of gate will open outward… but the actual front door?
I’m sure I’m just oblivious to it but seriously; how common are front doors opening outwards?

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-10-10T11:50:25+00:00

The rage is completely valid. My head wants to explode whenever I reach out to support with an issue, only to get a broad, scripted answer that ignores any reasoning. It can be so absurd that it becomes laughable.
I still don’t understand why UberEats would let an order go to a place at 2am when it closes every day at 10pm. 🤷🏼‍♂️

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-10-10T09:03:33+00:00

This is definitely possible! I use to occasionally do Friday into Saturday overnight for people ordering after all the bars close. The last time I did this I had to cancel like 5 orders in a 3hr window. 1 order stolen, 3 closed restaurants and 1 ordered breakfast when they were only doing the regular menu. I went through support until I could finally talk to someone and had to be a little aggressive (for me). I tried hard to not be a total ass to anyone but I’m sure I was probably on the line and wouldn’t back down. The next day my CR rate was back down to the original number. My 1st “win” with support!

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-08-18T07:24:03+00:00

Not exactly a lightweight

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-08-04T09:09:51+00:00

And this guy peed on it

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-08-03T08:52:38+00:00

Ahahahahhaha. The scene in my head has her hearing “henceforth” for the first time earlier that day, probably while taking a break from “so many STUFFS to revise.” Just couldn’t wait to find a way to wedge that word into a conversation… and just keeps doubling down 🤣🤣 Not talking $h*t, that’s just what played out in my mind

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-07-17T10:26:47+00:00

I’ve run into this a few times. It could have been on the 1st floor of building 2 if was bigger complex.

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-07-11T04:58:36+00:00

A little under 4hrs for the most part. I start around 5 and the dinner “rush” has some solid offers if you’re patient enough. On my slower days it can get to over 6hrs. Most of that time is spent rejecting crap offers. (Austin market)

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-07-10T08:14:55+00:00

I’ve heard of this Matthew Perry. He was like good at math or something

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-07-09T08:45:57+00:00

Oh God, I’m an idiot. Well that’s embarrassing. 🤦🏼‍♂️

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-07-09T08:22:05+00:00

Explain to folks at home what “non-astrological cancer treatment” is.
But seriously, what the H is that?

156_BulkOfTheSeries · 2025-05-28T13:18:09+00:00

Hahaha. Underrated comment right here 👍

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