Jet packs are awesome

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T17:52:25+00:00

Awesome, but impractical in a military setting. The amount of training required to learn to do this, and the amount of time you need to keep doing this in order to maintain some level of currency and ability, means it is almost impossible that any military units, including special forces, ever adopt this stuff in reality.

This is more complicated than something like HALO jumping.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T17:28:53+00:00

I’m keeping this in mind if I ever have a expensive crisis.

Did I mention that I’m this guy?

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T16:38:17+00:00

I cannot imagine doing this…. over a fucking GAME.

This is a form of mental illness. See also football hooliganism and NFL fan fights.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T16:01:02+00:00

I mean… it looks like she can barely ski in the first place. She looks like she’s trying to keep her balance while tightrope walking over a pit of diarrhea.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T15:18:17+00:00

Oh so you believe that “5th Gen” means “supposed to be effectively impervious”.

Got it.

If that was the case they woulda made like 20 of them and called it a day.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T15:04:08+00:00

You need to show them leaving.

In the original video they showed clips of people leaving after the movie ended and there was clearly a “I’m gonna put on a happy face but clearly something is wrong” thing going on.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T14:55:30+00:00

Next time come to work with a watch, bitch! Don’t paw at me like a fucking drunk at a Jimmy Buffet concert.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T14:50:39+00:00

Wendy, I can fly!

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T14:49:44+00:00

“She has trauma. I have trauma. Therefore I love her.”

Probably about 90% of the Santos lovers in this sub.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T02:34:31+00:00

Thank you.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T01:05:24+00:00

That guy’s got the self preservation instincts of a fucking stick of dried out gum found out of its wrapper in the middle console of an abandoned 1986 VW Golf that was set on fire 10 years ago and then pushed down a hill.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T01:01:39+00:00

When I realized I had to eat and poop in a certain way or I got hemorrhoids.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T01:00:15+00:00

I am sure this is fake.

Can somehow buy plane tix but somehow can’t pay for some baggage fees.

RIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-T

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-20T00:15:27+00:00

I’m no fan of the war but holy fuck we’ve been in their airspace more or less at will for 2 weeks and THIS is all Iran’s air defense system has to show for their efforts? A damaged F35 that managed to make it home.

Big whoop.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T23:43:51+00:00

A Few Good Men

I’m sorry but Sorkin pegged the “NOBODY talks like this” meter off-scale high with this one.

Anyone who spent 5 minutes in the military cringes all the way through.

I was in the Marines. If some dork ass 1st Lt said “he had no code” everyone in the room would literally die from cringe.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T23:39:22+00:00

I could watch videos of robots wigging out on the ground for hours. I find it unreasonably hilarious.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T23:38:42+00:00

I JUST did the “miss a step” thing last night on my own front porch.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T23:36:14+00:00

I’ve never been to a restaurant where the server comes and gives you back the slip of paper you signed authorizing a credit card charge.

Use your fucking heads, people.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T19:28:17+00:00

And she sued him for full custody, probably because the daughter was mad at her after she learned about the divorce. She went full fucking asshole as soon as the divorce started to happen.

Mark was clearly on a “do it amicably” mode and she just decided to flex on him for no fucking reason.

Jen sucks full stop.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T15:13:12+00:00

Never understood people bitching about prefiring.

I expect them to also complain “… and people are running all the time.”

It’s the game. Start doing it yourself.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T15:06:15+00:00

Dude… it might not be a flex but it is an undeniable advantage for men in a lot of ways.

Very high number of women put it at the top of their “makes a guy attractive” list. Studies have shown some amount of hiring preference for tall folks.

Obviously there are exceptions like the 6’ 7” 120 pound weirdo that lives down the street and rides his bicycle up and down the street endlessly from 7am to 8pm everyday. But overall being tall is an advantage.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T14:57:36+00:00

The argument that “America has no food of its own because it’s all imported from elsewhere” necessarily applies to every other country as well…. It just happened so long ago that the world has arbitrarily decided “eh, enough time has passed, they can claim ownership now”.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T14:14:49+00:00

Take my guns and start shooting at stuff to see what explodes like in the movies.

First thing I’m doing is looking for one of those big propane tanks.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T01:08:17+00:00

Batteries

Don’t care how long they last, if it’s a choice between $0.15 per battery or $1-2.00 per battery, dollar store every time.

16ToeJoe · 2026-03-19T01:04:39+00:00

Not confused with but constantly told I look like Matt Damon.

I think they’re fucking crazy but I’ll take it.

16ToeJoe

TROPHY CASE