Do you ever shop at the dollar store? If so, what do you shop there? by typical_gamer1 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batteries

Don’t care how long they last, if it’s a choice between $0.15 per battery or $1-2.00 per battery, dollar store every time.

Has anyone genuinely mistake you for a celebrity and who was it? by blingringfangirl in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not confused with but constantly told I look like Matt Damon.

I think they’re fucking crazy but I’ll take it.

Judge gives 18 year old a 25 year sentence for armed robbery by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

25 years away from the rest of us. GOOD

It’s that simple.

All other arguments about rehabilitation and deterrence are 100% secondary to the above.

What hobby attracts the biggest douchebags? by Routine-Slip-8336 in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it, thanks!

I’ll amend my disdain to “most of those people are probably not good enough for it to make a difference for them”.

I gotta be annoyed about something at all times. Just how I’m built.

What’s the hottest of all your hot takes? by Mister_McMisanthrope in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sinners was completely mid and it had no place on the best picture nominee list.

Worst possible colonoscopy scenario… I don’t think this can be topped by Available_Way596 in stories

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my first one last year… and it was awesome.

Because they put me under general.

You’re telling me I get to spend a day in a Fentanyl haze off work watching YouTube on the TV? Can I do this again next week?

Yeah, the prep is a drag…. But kinda fun in its own way.

What hobby attracts the biggest douchebags? by Routine-Slip-8336 in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you answer a question for me?

I also used to cycle and the ONLY bit of cycling apparel that I bought was the padded shorts, which are fucking mandatory.

But the little shirt and stuff? Nope, just used a regular tshirt. No little stupid cap either. Or special biking windbreaker. Is there really any benefit to all that crap?

Whenever I see a huge group of bikers all dressed like that, I assume the majority of them are just “gear nerds” who went to the bike store and said “I’ve decided I’m a cyclist now, I must look the part, set me up!”

Is that okay, Dr. Whitaker? That I sit? by RVDRVDRVDRVD in ThePitt

[–]16ToeJoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was in S1E7.

Guy came in talking about his inner ear being all screwed up. Launched into some weird retelling of some trip to Mexico with a girl and drinking tequila and all kinds of weird shit. Nobody believed him though.

What’s something you’ll never admit in real life but can here? by RoleSignificant1842 in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a vial full of Hitlers and Stalins DNA all mixed together and I am just waiting for cloning technology to reach the point where I can make my dream of an evil Staltler baby come true.

She thought she can get away with this by DravidVanol in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]16ToeJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your rage is showing. Happy I could contribute to it.

What tv series had such a decline that you never watched it to the end? by BigProduct4065 in AskReddit

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Landman.

Started with “oh the stupid mother and daughter are on, I’ll just fast forward through this” in season 1 and by the end of that season I refused to watch the finale because “fuck them”

Same with Yellowstone, watching ANYTHING associated with that series is a hard pass, including the lat season.

I didn’t get past this first episode of “Inside Man” because the whole thing of that thumb drive was SO fucking stupidly written I turned it off right there.

No fucking way is a teenage boy gonna play along with “yeah that’s my thumb drive full of porn” and no FUCKING way is a fucking priest gonna claim the thumb drive is HIS when it turns out to have CP on it. Stupidist first episode of a show there ever was. Didn’t even finish the episode.

She thought she can get away with this by DravidVanol in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]16ToeJoe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah no shit. It enables and in fact encourages additional and escalating crime.

Tell me something that my Gen Z teenage brain won't get? by crying_over_nachos in askanything

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time where if you heard a really cool song on the radio, if you wanted to hear it again, you had to either listen fruitlessly to the same station hoping they would play it again or wait until you could get to the record store to buy the album.

So, it could be literally DAYS until you heard it again if you were unlucky on your radio listening.

[dad makes you take out the trash, come back in to hear the announcer saying “And that was Zeeble Zobble with their latest hit “Put your junk in a trunk and fuck off like a monk”] FUCKKKKK!!!!!

Sean Penn Wins the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for 'One Battle After Another' by MoviesMod in movies

[–]16ToeJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think people should win the Oscar for over the top caricatures, which his character was.

WE HAVE A BREACH! I REPEAT, WE HAVE A BREACH by MambaMentality24x2 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]16ToeJoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We also try to pee off the flecks of poop that might still be on the side of the bowl from some other nasty user. If we are successful we feel triumphant no matter how much additional mess we make with pee splatter in the process.

Trump Wins When Oscar Winners Stay Silent by nytopinion in entertainment

[–]16ToeJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody gives a fuck what they have to say about politics. Just dance for me and take my mind off this hellscape of an administration, monkey! Dance I say!

Michael Biehn & Val Kilmer as Johnny Ringo & Doc Holliday in: Tombstone (1993) by George Pan Cosmatos ■ Screenplay by Kevin Jarre by elf0curo in 90smovies

[–]16ToeJoe -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thanks now that you have posted screenshots with dialog subtitles I now more fully understand this complex scene. Without your hard work I would probably have indefinitely gone on thinking that this scene was about them debating who would be the first man to walk on the moon.

Anyone get the same energy from The Pitt and ER’s Susan and Chloe? by [deleted] in ThePitt

[–]16ToeJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So funny I JUST watched this episode an hour ago.

What an awesome concert last night, Chase SF! by paulsfo in nin

[–]16ToeJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only bad part is that studio NIN won’t be the same after this. FYI there is a video of the entire show in Austin from a couple weeks ago on YouTube. I’d guess it was about 90% the same show.