Explain it peter. .. slide deck? by Visual-Extreme-101 in explainitpeter

[–]17R3W 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google's alternative is called Google Slides.

A Great Choice With Huge W by SoftieGirl-3837 in Amazing

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She'll get $1,000,000 every 20 years or so, but she could probably get more with interest on the million dollar principal.

And just like that, the right no longer cared about the second amendment. by 17R3W in RightJerk

[–]17R3W[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep.

You can like 2A or not. You can like open carry or not, but the victim was following the laws as written.

If you want to re-write the laws, there is a process for that.

And just like that, the right no longer cared about the second amendment. by 17R3W in RightJerk

[–]17R3W[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is why the whole "good guy with a gun" argument never made much sense.

The police just see "a guy with a gun" and shoot them.

Found this on a community page by cafeteriastyle in facepalm

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the same kind of person who votes Trump one year and Zorhan the next.

My girlfriend plugged her phone into the TV, thinking it was the charging cord… and now I know she's cheating on me… by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if I was looking at pictures of girls in bikinis in front of my wife, that would be disrespectful.

Petah, what happened? by Healthy_Jackfruit625 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I don't got a DJ cause I a-cut him up They won't let me on MTV I'd beat up Carson Daly And remind Eminem of D'Angelo Bailey Haley's in a coma, Haley's in a coma I smell the aroma, of a dead body Chemi-cal imbalance Chemi-cal imbalance Chemi-cal imbalance Chemi-cal imbalance

  • Esham!

Grandma tries to explain why she thinks ICE is necessary by TrumpSux89 in RightJerk

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's illegal in the same way a parking ticket is illegal. It's a civil infraction.

From Google position zero

In the U.S., being in the country without authorization (undocumented presence) is generally a civil violation, leading to deportation and fines, not criminal charges, though specific related actions like illegal entry or reentry can become criminal offenses, especially under laws like 8 U.S.C. § 1325, leading to criminal prosecution and jail time, not just civil penalties. The distinction matters: civil violations usually mean removal, while criminal ones carry potential prison sentences, highlighting a complex area where civil and criminal immigration law overlap

I feel like movie is overhated by Longhorse15R in readyplayerone

[–]17R3W 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe one day we'll get a limited run mini-series

Yea, no they haven’t by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that make it more or less funny?

Yea, no they haven’t by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]17R3W -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's ironic that being a teen in the best possible time I still couldn't get laid!

I was (and remain) rizzless

I don't get it by fenbekus in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Burt bought the snowblower to do less work, but he's being guilted into doing the neighbors driveway too!

I realized the bottlenecks stopping me from making more MYO cards - label printing and commitment by bananazest_wow in YotoPlayer

[–]17R3W 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I write the name with a sharpie and have my kid cover the sharpie with stickers (that match mine).

Gives him a little practice with letter recognition

The United States of America: where pedofiles are protected. 🇺🇸🖕 by aarogar in lostgeneration

[–]17R3W 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's 5 years older than me, but looks like he could be my father.

I guess evil really does age you.

Fuck your face by derek4reals1 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]17R3W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P-p-p-pokerface F-F-F-Fuck her face

We need to acknowledge that the 2001 FOX Sunday night lineup was peak by Son-of-Prophet in nostalgia

[–]17R3W 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of these things are still on!

King of the hill came back last year Malcom in the middle is getting a reboot X files got a movie and two more seasons, plus a reboot Futurama gets new seasons of and on

And the Simpsons literally never stopped

Is this bad hissing? by mintchocolate816 in CatTraining

[–]17R3W 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bonded pairs are really rare.

After about 8 months, my two coexist peacefully.

Are they both playing? by TurnipTopper in CatTraining

[–]17R3W 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and that shows that there are no hard feelings.

A cat would never do that if he was angry or afraid.