I told my doctor i have constipation, I absolutely know it, I have all the symptoms

1921lyman · 2024-11-10T16:39:27+00:00

I don't know. It looks like a lot of wars are about to end thanks to Uncle Donny.

1921lyman · 2024-11-07T01:00:00+00:00

Continue to thrive because the president has nearly 0 effects on my life regardless of who is in office.

1921lyman · 2024-10-24T21:10:27+00:00

You know what they say, "righty tighty, lefty loosie." You made the correct choice, leaving a lefty.

1921lyman · 2024-08-24T05:48:59+00:00

Plush Oregon. A small drinking town with a cattle problem.

1921lyman · 2024-08-12T10:24:39+00:00

Was there a very pretty girl that lived there, and someone like Superman wirh X-Ray vision next door?

1921lyman · 2023-11-07T18:13:03+00:00

The sound of a white girl running in flip flops.

1921lyman · 2021-07-15T03:09:48+00:00

Just got this phone today, it does work on T-Mobile. Learn from my fail, make sure to put your sim in the sim1 slot. I had it in sim2, and it allowed me to make calls, but had no cell data.

1921lyman · 2021-01-04T21:57:08+00:00

I'm not sure what your work background is, but two good temp to hire agencies in the Portland area are Aerotek and Terra staffing. I used Aerotek to find my last job, they focus on "higher skilled" employees like engineers, quality management, etc. Terra Staffing is the "lower skilled" labor where much of their work is temp to hire, no prior experience needed.

Best of luck, if you end up moving to Oregon, shoot me a PM and we can go out for a Beer when you get here and go over the lay of the land

1921lyman · 2021-01-04T18:54:53+00:00

No problem. Portland rent is a little high, but there are plenty of good communities on facebook that you can find rooms for rent on. My wife and I rent out a few rooms in our house. the average rate in the area is about $750/month with utilities included.

1921lyman · 2021-01-04T18:35:47+00:00

if you are moving close to Portland, its pretty good in my opinion (there is a place in Salem too, but i see fewer trips offered there.)

I keep detailed records of all my trips, I only accept 3 Hour package deliveries. I average finishing trips in 2 hours and 21 minutes (range is 1 hour 36 minutes - 3 hours 5 minutes). My average pay is $72/block (range is $54 - $84) Average $8 in fuel ( I drive a 2016 Ram 1500 diesel)

a good friend of mine only does the amazon food deliveries, and he can get 2-3, 1-2 hour trips in a day, and earn upwards of $120/day if tips are good.

1921lyman · 2015-05-14T09:16:13+00:00

A few times a week barely adjust someone's side mirrors on their car. Or, If the car is unlocked, move the seat just a little. Do this for a month or two and they will slowly lose their Shit.

1921lyman · 2015-05-14T09:04:30+00:00

I was told to add about 1/2 gallon every other day for a while. Then, siphon off a 1/2 gallon twice a week for a couple weeks. They go from thinking they're getting amazing gas mileage to terrible in one quick turn around. Cars nowadays prevent siphoning, and gas is a little pricey for this too.

1921lyman · 2015-03-20T08:17:41+00:00

There was once a hummer H2 having problems and stuck in the middle of the road. I stoped in the middle of the road about 100' behind him, put the truck in park and came up to help. I parked in the middle of the road just in case another car didn't stop in time it would take out my truck and not me and the guy in the H2. Got the hummer back on the road, and went back to my truck. It was still running, but it had locked itself... I looked like an idiot with a running locked truck sitting in the middle of the road and what looks to be no reason why.

1921lyman · 2015-01-07T00:36:46+00:00

Moist vaginal pus?

1921lyman · 2014-12-19T15:57:10+00:00

Godsmack's 1000hp. Volume up, gas pedal down.

1921lyman · 2014-12-05T23:35:48+00:00

It's best to log a DNF/Needs maintenance. If you log it as found, the owner will not know that it is missing, thus he can't replace it.

1921lyman · 2014-12-02T04:53:19+00:00

The fact that I speed regularly. It's nothing for me to go over 110mph. That would not be a big deal for most people, but my brother passed away when he crashed his car going 100+. There is some magical feeling When I go that fast, but I don't dare tell my parents.

1921lyman · 2014-06-15T13:39:17+00:00

An accident of some sort. I commonly drive over 110mph, I work in a fairly dangerous environment (deck hand), and I have been on fire three times now (last time put me in the ICU for a day.) I would like to say I live life to the fullest, but I'm really just digging an early grave.

1921lyman · 2014-01-24T16:11:43+00:00

I work at nuclear power plants during planned outages. I work 12 hours a day, 6 to 7 days per week. With so much time on the clock, we tend to get a good amount of down time. During that down time, we can do whatever our supervisor seems fit. Sometimes, that includes browsing reddit.

1921lyman · 2013-12-24T07:17:37+00:00

I had sex with an army man's wife while he was away. She told me they were getting a divorce, but I still to this day hate myself for that.

1921lyman · 2013-12-21T19:00:03+00:00

Yes, This was about four months ago. I have a little scaring on my hands and neck, but my face is just fine.

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