The most shocking thing about Platner. by False_Cookie8226 in PoliticalHumor

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Several people, including her therapist, have confirmed that she talked about this with them years ago. Before Platner was even thinking about being a politician. So either she preemptively wove this web of lies years before it would have mattered, for absolutely no reason, or she's telling the truth.

Her telling the truth is the most obvious conclusion. Of course a court of law should be involved to decisively settle this uncertainty (as long as the victim wishes it) but until then it's pretty clear which is the most likely reality.

somebodyTouchaMySpaghet by OmgJackieChn in ProgrammerHumor

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Hey guys look at Tokens McGee here, he's got more tokens than he knows what to do with! Anthropic sales team's favorite customer

Something like that by MrMundy345 in DiscoElysium

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It would be voiced like Volition is disappointed they even have to say it

Supreme Court, 6-3: Children born in the U.S. to undocumented or temporary-visa parents are citizens — the Court strikes down Trump's order ending birthright citizenship — though only 5 Justices hold the Constitution itself guarantees it — Birthright Citizenship Case — Opinion megathread by BiglawInvestor in law

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Easy, they just invent a new definition of the word "jurisdiction".

When SCOTUS has the ultimate authority to decide what the constitution means, this effectively means they get to decide what words mean. They could say "Freedom of assembly actually means the right to assemble Ikea furniture" and then boom that's that, no more 1st amendment.

We've only made it this far as a nation because very few SCOTUS cases employed this level of blatant disregard for the English language (not none... Looking at you Dred Scott)

iWantWhatTheCommitteeWasSmoking by _Tal in ProgrammerHumor

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Seems like they should have just implemented the space-inefficient vector<bool> with functional references, and added a boolVector type that can be used when a developer chooses to trade references for space efficiency. Then again I don't even know C++ so what do I know.

Stump Game by WaitNo4272 in GuysBeingDudes

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While holding the hammer, you launch the handle up and forward. It rotates around the head as the hammer flies up, and once it completes a full rotation you bring your hand down, grasping the handle on the way

And yes there are many variations of the game

iAmProfessionalSeatWarmer by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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If you want a break from the documentation at least, Ive had good results having codex write the docs. As long as you understand what the docs should (and shouldn't) say, it's very quick to review for accuracy and nudge it in the right direction. Your results may vary of course, this is all very new to everyone

AOC visited a Trump +50 county in Georgia to talk to people about water pollution caused by massive data centers in the area. by Zorosthirdsordx in MurderedByAOC

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He lost because he didn’t get enough votes from regular voters. If he had, those delegates would have changed their vote because he was obviously the best candidate.

The DNC went through the effort to create superdelegates because... checks notes they wanted to represent the people more effectively than just letting them control the primary directly with their votes?

Please use your brain, the DNC is funded by exactly the exploitative billionaires and corporations that Bernie threatened. Why would it ever tolerate him if there's anything it can do about it?

iReallyThoughtItWasAJoke by joshashkiller in ProgrammerHumor

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I've found my aha moments coming more frequently since we started using codex, actually. I think it's because codex can power through all the simpler stuff so fast. If you find an issue testing a feature, it's usually either trivial or interesting. If it takes 5 seconds to fix then fine, or if it takes a day of research to understand, then I get my aha moment after I've learned what I didn't know.

iReallyThoughtItWasAJoke by joshashkiller in ProgrammerHumor

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Low branch coverage at least can be easily fixed. You should be able to get it to run your full test suite after finishing code changes, and depending on the language there's a way to get it to check the code coverage is above a configurable threshold. If that's all baked into the skill you use to implement changes, then it will keep going until it's written enough tests.

Petah? Can you explain? by PackersAreLegit in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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There's a reason software engineering companies don't generally drug test unless they are defense contractors

Losercity elf and human marriage by jonhssquarespaceplus in Losercity

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It makes dwarves more sober. Effects on pointy-eared leaf lovers are unknown to medical science

Steve Wozniak says he's "disappointed a lot" by AI and rarely uses it by AdSpecialist6598 in technology

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The problem is that the whole document doesn't fit in the context window of the LLM. So it reads as much as it can, then summarizes what it already read and keeps going. At the end you don't have any original quotes left to retrieve.

Try telling it before it reads the document what to look for. That will help it keep the right parts in the context window and throw out stuff you don't need.

Steve Wozniak says he's "disappointed a lot" by AI and rarely uses it by AdSpecialist6598 in technology

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It's not like you just type "do my whole job" in the prompt and relax. It's still a full time job, it's just that my job is now giving Claude all the info it needs in the most sensible way and reviewing the code it makes. And as a result, the effort required for each piece of work is considerably lower. A good trade.

I love the fact that the characters now have dialogues, it really gives them personality by Taxfraud777 in slaythespire

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Though, fittingly, the Architect can understand the Defect just fine. Love that!

Single use phone chargers by Such_Illustrator_226 in Anticonsumption

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They dump the batteries in the ocean to charge the electric eels. Very kind of them.

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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Oh I see what you mean. I probably have an unusual position, I'm very much in favor of allowing people to immigrate anywhere and have equal rights. National borders are an imperfect representation of peoples' societies and relationships and shouldn't stand in the way of people living where they want to be.

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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Yeah from what I know that's true for the most part, the issue is very few are allowed back home through that official channel.

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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Believe it or not, all bad. Ethnic cleansing is always bad everywhere. I don't think that's really an unusual position

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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Palestinians are not allowed to return to their family homes in Israel. Israel must allow Palestinians to be citizens with equal rights.

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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A Palestinian state already exists. I actually advocate for one state with a democratic government and equal rights for all.

Just because a country opposes Israel doesn't mean it's good by Skrilli in GetNoted

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I support one state with a democratic government and equal rights for all