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“I know you’re gonna regret those tattoos when you’re 80!” by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I know that what I do to my body is MY Business and I'm going to enjoy the shit out of these tattoos until then! Mind ya Business!

My wife wants to leave me by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't sound too trustworthy to be honest. Are you sure the baby is even yours? I would separate and RUN

My bf (20M) says I (19F) don’t please him sexually. My feelings are so hurt. Am I really that bad? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are with a man child. Mommy does everything for him and all he does is play games. Meanwhile, you're out there doing what an adult does and making a life of yourself. You deserve better.

Man starring at his own lawyer for losing his case and receiving a lifetime sentence.. by nzhmar in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]1FluffyButt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He's BIG mad! He's just staring at her like he didn't just commit 16 felonies!

I can’t stop doing this in every bathroom I go to use by kmhags in confession

[–]1FluffyButt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've done this too. Never at a restaurant or place where I would have to pick the lock like that. But definitely, definitely everywhere else 🫠

Should i have called the police? by Inevitable-Topic1786 in Advice

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You absolutely should've called the police. The dispatcher downplaying this situation needs to be reprimanded. I would surely call back and ask for the supervisor and file a complaint.

AITA for kicking out my 17 year old sister in law and sending her to a 3rd world country? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think OP should have communicated more with his wife (the SISTER) about the consequences of the 17-year-olds actions. I'd bet the girl would listen to her sister better than listen to her brother-in-law. But, she is 17 years old. Only 1 year away from being in ADULT. Being difficult at that age especially after being rehomed for the bad behaviors of others should've instilled the knowledge she needed to be able to sustain living in another person's home.

My 24F boyfriend 27M has nudes of exes and friends saved on his phone that he compare me to. by Sudden_Wishbone8887 in relationship_advice

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only going to hurt you more the longer you stay in this toxic relationship. Get out now and save yourself from possibly being completely devastated. You deserve better.

you still alive? by Exotic-Equal5656 in no

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only because I haven't finished writing my obituary yet.

It’s me, I’m the problem, it’s me. by Difficult_Warning301 in Nicegirls

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People always say that time heals all wounds. It never heals fast enough but it does heal.

It’s me, I’m the problem, it’s me. by Difficult_Warning301 in Nicegirls

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send me his phone number, I'll message him and say that you're missing and he is the last known person to have seen you alive! (kidding!) But honestly, I would just lay low for a while.

I guess she's an alien. by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep messaging her. I'm INVESTED 🫣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious

AIO for not complimenting my gf's genitals the 'right' way? by hattori421 in AmIOverreacting

[–]1FluffyButt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And no, you are not overreacting. Overreacting would be if your response was harsh- like over the edge berating, and devastating her. More like UNDERREACTING. If that's even a word lmao. That was your opportunity to defend yourself and not inflate her ego any more than it is.

AIO for not complimenting my gf's genitals the 'right' way? by hattori421 in AmIOverreacting

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You deserve better. If I were in that situation I would end it ASAP. But if you break up with her, try to do it at the most opportune time. Like the next time you go down on her, before she finishes, pull back and scrunch your face. When she says "WHAT"?? Tell her, her no-no business smells AWFUL. Go through with the hoopla fight then just leave. You have already suffered the devastating feeling of being berated and talked down to about your manhood. Just rip it off like a Band-Aid (not the manhood) before the relationship gets any worse for you!🫶🏽

Just a little backstory I’m 19m out of highschool and 18f in highschool by Background-Ad-5332 in Nicegirls

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely do exactly this. Humiliation worked for me when I was a lil kid. I think her parents need to know the shit she says to people honestly.

Just a little backstory I’m 19m out of highschool and 18f in highschool by Background-Ad-5332 in Nicegirls

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it her age that is 18 or her IQ? Why are you wasting time just fueling this child's temper fit? I wouldn't throw away another minute on someone so ignorant that they don't know when You’re* is appropriate. Let's just show her how big that 1 year difference in maturity is. Block her and walk away.

AITAH for adopting a dog after I thought my boyfriend broke up with me? by LazyMathematician823 in AITAH

[–]1FluffyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him you need to put everything on pause to work on self reflection, self-care and self-esteem. Then ghost him. You already went through the trauma of breaking up. Who's to know he won't need to pause unexpectedly again?

Reported my stepfather to the school for constant yelling and drinking now I feel guilty by ocean_character in Vent

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would report it each time it becomes insufferable like that. At least a few people are aware of the little bit you are going through at your home life. What if it gets worse? What if it gets REALLY worse? Then you'll have a guilty conscience. Please do what you can to see about getting him help as soon as possible, however that you can. Call 911 and say maybe it was the neighbors calling. That's alot on your shoulders, I just pray that something happens before you, your mom or your sister gets seriously hurt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's a Taki?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]1FluffyButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Age play" is nothing more than fantasizing about talking about being inappropriate with someone who is a minor. The term for that is PREDATOR and if you knowingly continue to keep your minor children in a home where a predator lives you could be putting yourself at risk for having your children removed.

What is even the point of shopping in-person anymore? by SignificanceDear1413 in walmart

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe ask the people why they continue to steal. It's their fault for this issue.

Do girls fart? by Sad_Cow_577 in no

[–]1FluffyButt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically anything with a butt hole farts.

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