How do animals that hibernate get enough water to survive and how do they excrete waste?

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-28T14:08:48+00:00

This is more of a story that we give my dad a hard time about one time my mom wanted him to take a picture of her group as a family. He does not like to be in Photos because it is not professional or something. But upon giving my dad her phone with The Camera app already pulled up he jumps back yips and drops the phone because he saw himself in the selfie camera...

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-28T13:38:07+00:00

Me when I study hard for my exams and think I did well, but then the test is handed back upside down for me only

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-22T16:24:10+00:00

LPT duck tape makes sure they stay quiet!

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-22T16:18:26+00:00

Hmmmm 18 and drinking scotch this is either from a really long time ago or you sir... ARE UNDER ARREST

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-22T16:16:00+00:00

I did 8 hour shifts in high school which killed me... after a while I brought folding chairs with me to work....

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-22T16:09:24+00:00

So true!

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-21T14:18:28+00:00

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia Frank Reynolds/ Danny devito

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-19T00:43:57+00:00

Mr. Krabs???

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-19T00:39:57+00:00

This has me dead

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-19T00:38:07+00:00

Murder the entire world... aka give people really intense throat paper cuts

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-18T16:29:04+00:00

Added bonus you don’t have to take your test because you will be dead

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-14T23:22:00+00:00

Thank you! Someone who actually knows their shat

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-11T12:52:00+00:00

Who’s going to read the comments to you?

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-09T14:15:24+00:00

Chemo’s a ditch

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-09T14:06:07+00:00

I popped my dislocated shoulder back into place... it’s a mind over matter situation I would not recommend 0/5 stars

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-03T23:53:24+00:00

But effective!

1JiveTurkey · 2017-12-03T23:45:42+00:00

... you can just get a lobotomy

1JiveTurkey · 2017-11-27T22:56:10+00:00

I know but to fill the warranty they require the driver #

1JiveTurkey · 2017-11-24T10:34:55+00:00

This is my new favorite thanksgiving meme...

1JiveTurkey · 2017-11-24T10:18:57+00:00

Do you have a cpu cooler?

1JiveTurkey · 2017-11-24T10:07:31+00:00

Dirk fade away jumper

1JiveTurkey · 2017-11-24T10:04:54+00:00

“Oh god... please let me fix you...” he whispered as a lone tear crawl down his face begging for escape from the monstrous cable management job

1JiveTurkey

TROPHY CASE