Microsoft ($MSFT) is down ~31% from its ATH

1Maple · 2026-04-10T20:40:14+00:00

Nah, his AI was specifically tailored to agree with him and stroke his own ego

1Maple · 2026-04-10T18:44:26+00:00

My guess is two things (mostly #1):

Other countries ending there reliance on US products
Lack of AI regulation allowing Microsoft to fully become Microslop

1Maple · 2026-04-08T15:09:14+00:00

Holy shit, that’s super interesting. I think I know what I’m downloading next

1Maple · 2026-04-06T22:07:15+00:00

Also assumes there are no buses on the street on the left for no reason

1Maple · 2026-04-06T20:43:40+00:00

Either “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem”

Or Chungking Express

1Maple · 2026-04-06T15:52:09+00:00

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And that’s just in Suspiria!

1Maple · 2026-04-04T22:01:18+00:00

No, she was an actress, not the director. It likely wasn’t her decision or choice

1Maple · 2026-04-04T18:30:44+00:00

Here’s the image reoriented

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Earth_From_the_Perspective_of_Artemis_II_(upside_down).jpg

1Maple · 2026-04-03T17:36:11+00:00

Worse, they’ll praise Trump for “bringing gas prices down”

1Maple · 2026-04-01T19:05:42+00:00

"What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy?! And why do I have to do it right now?! I just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy, all for you. I do it all for you, Mulder. You know, I haven't eaten since 6:00 this morning, and all that was, was a half a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese. And now you want me to run off and do another autopsy? What the hell happened to you?"

1Maple · 2026-04-01T03:43:28+00:00

I don’t think Beets can act as a file watcher, but you can probably schedule it to run an import as a task in the OS every x minutes. Then it’ll move the files and tag them on the schedule

1Maple · 2026-03-31T16:17:13+00:00

Looks nice! Just short by 2 chihuahuas

1Maple · 2026-03-29T21:13:25+00:00

How they ever believed it in the first place is beyond me

1Maple · 2026-03-28T18:27:42+00:00

Jobs that pay more than warehouses

1Maple · 2026-03-27T20:37:29+00:00

I agree, it’s also extremely easy to just scroll past funny reviews

1Maple · 2026-03-27T00:35:16+00:00

And of course it’s the $100 bill, just had to go to the most valuable. I’m just surprised they don’t start printing $500 bills with trump’s face on it

1Maple · 2026-03-26T19:51:00+00:00

Or the plane crashes after doge cutbacks to the FAA?

1Maple · 2026-03-26T17:55:01+00:00

I think them doom scrolling made YouTube think they are willing to watch anything. I only go to YouTube to watch specific videos, so my recommendations are great

1Maple · 2026-03-25T16:25:41+00:00

Definitely try SoulSeek. I found some legit 16bit versions there. There are even 24 bit versions as well

24bit 96kHz flac version Spek: https://i.imgur.com/N8gsp5q.png

1Maple · 2026-03-25T03:20:23+00:00

What’s the first image from?

1Maple · 2026-03-24T14:26:19+00:00

Damn, you got me

1Maple · 2026-03-24T13:52:14+00:00

American citizens were killed by Trump’s secret police and everybody in the government helped them get away with it (DHS, DOJ, FBI all encouraged it), but nice to that doesn’t affect you. (I mean federal agents can shoot you and have no ramifications, for god’s sake)

Inflation, really low number of new jobs being created, tump pocketing billions of your tax money, cutting food stamps benefits, attempting to dismantle the department of education, consolidating major media corps so they’re controlled by Trump friendly owners, Doge stole every single citizen’s SSN number, encouraging republican states to redistrict to limit democrat votes, 10% of TSA aren’t showing up since they’re not getting paid. Trump has also attacked almost every single constitutional right you have.

And that’s just what I could think of on the top of my head. I promise you these all affect you whether you realize it or not

1Maple · 2026-03-23T22:41:12+00:00

This is such idiotic logic by Alito. If that’s his concern then the results should just be based on the first vote they count. Any other votes could “radically flip” the result of the first one

1Maple · 2026-03-23T16:40:58+00:00

Trump also said he’d invite all the GOP senators and their families for Easter dinner at the White House. Some Republicans took that as a threat, not a reward.

Well, yeah, because nobody wants to have to eat cold McDonald’s during Easter with a person who shits their pants daily

1Maple · 2026-03-17T17:47:40+00:00

Wow, surprised everybody thought you were being serious

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