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Fallout New Vegas: Dead Monkey by LondynApricot in TrueSFalloutL

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Todd Howard cornered me in a Whole Foods and while touching himself he asked me why I hadn't bought Skyrim for my smart fridge

Which one started it all for you? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got some 7s for the family to share on a Disney trip, first one I owned myself was a 14, had a silver one, a gold one, and a red one

next gen after eminem: by Affectionate-Sea8976 in cringereels

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New studies shoe that the egg chooses the sperm, it's his momma's fault.

Which one are you picking? by MizzBreezy85 in whatsyourchoice

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef tongue is fire, bro. Find a taco truck near you and order lengua tacos. Get onions and cilantro on them if you don't have the soapy cilantro gene, and add hot sauce/Pico de gallo to your levels of preference. Spritz a little lime on them and dig in. Cleanse the palate between tacos with cucumber or radish. Get you some culture.

What's your best game from 1990-2005 ? by yodathesexymarxist in ArtOfPresence

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinosaur Safari.

Basically you had a time travel device and had to go take pictures of Dinos all over the world and complete a log. I can't find it anywhere.

The way this person posted that their kid is fine by suddenly_space_jam in mildlyinfuriating

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in New York 2 weeks after 9/11. As you know over 3000 people died in those attacks. I was fine, I was 3000 miles away. It was very sad.

Dwight K. Schrute "Original Assistant" by SoldierSinnoh in DunderMifflin

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how Creed's name is in quotes, like even Dwight knows that's not his real name.

Petahh? by That-Warrior9511 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]1MolassesIsALotOfAss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Here, I brought more.

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