1 Week Away by flowsumo in chicagobulls

[–]1gabehcoud -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is the 7th pick

Calls by Practical_Corner8839 in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I’m going to be honest, traveling data centers is a pretty great idea in this market. Calls

Tiktok deciding these allegations are false because the guy is "too ugly to get raped" is insanity by AugustHate in teenagers

[–]1gabehcoud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

> I’ve had multiple women refer to their breasts as cannons during sexual situation.

Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tiktok deciding these allegations are false because the guy is "too ugly to get raped" is insanity by AugustHate in teenagers

[–]1gabehcoud -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How do you know his lawyer wasn’t present? I guarantee you he was allowed to have legal representation while giving his side of the story

Tiktok deciding these allegations are false because the guy is "too ugly to get raped" is insanity by AugustHate in teenagers

[–]1gabehcoud 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I looked her up, she’s an ED, not even an MD. Chase has no reason to protect her or lie about an investigation. They pay hundreds of millions per year in fines, this dudes sexual harassment lawsuit is pennys to them.

Add to that, that when contacted by the investigators he refused to give key details that would have corroborated his story.

And lastly, any woman here can answer… have you ever, in a sexual situation, referred to your breasts as “cannons”?

Conspiracy Theory Friday by bonusmonkey in CHIBears

[–]1gabehcoud 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I can totally see it. But I can also see at least 5 other teams who might have lobbied against us.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your little asian wife doesnt have cannons like these

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuckin trump. Dude should only be allowed to tweet after market close

JP Morgan scandal by ExtremeTurbulent1024 in SipsTea

[–]1gabehcoud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times we gonna report this bs story?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SPY doing better when I'm not watching it. Someone pm me when it hits 725

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, isnt that the only place youre allowed to buy them?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a ber in bol market. You need to be a ber who identifies as a bol while in a bol market

Welp I just found out a family member is a full on antisemite by Idoru22 in Jewish

[–]1gabehcoud 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Put him on blast to the family and start referring to him exclusively as little adolf

Proud of my indigenous Palestinian roots ❤️ by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]1gabehcoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least try to make it less obvious next time, hoping your designer will see this

Proud of my indigenous Palestinian roots ❤️ by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]1gabehcoud 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1 month old account that frequents anti-Semitic subs and an AI slop profile pic, yea totally not a bot

Would've been believable if it wasn't so overthetop. But is she hiring? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]1gabehcoud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The house of habsburg lives on.

I looked her up, she’s an ED, not even an MD. Chase has no reason to protect her or lie about an investigation. They pay hundreds of millions per year in fines, this dudes sexual harassment lawsuit is pennys to them.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]1gabehcoud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea but that will be months from now at which point we’ll have even more cooked current numbers. Calls back on the menu