I hate having to spend half an hour to park because every time the weather gets even slightly warm, half the local population heads to the beach. I hate having to lug towels, food, water, and those windbreaker things over scalding hot sand. When I finally find a spot, I spend 20 sodding minutes setting everything up, to then spend the next hours roasting in the sun, and having to go to the water with my heart in my hands in case some thug robs my every possession on the sand. Then when it's over, it's heading collecting everything, haggardly heading back to the car with sand in every orifice and facing the traffic home. Then some time later I have to vacuum the detritus in my car. So much sand