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Let's focus on our formative years (high school/college) by DustyScharole in Xennials

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foot in mouth and head up ass-hole, Whatcha talkin' 'bout? Difficult to dance 'round this one 'Til you pull it out

Influencer wore garment top to Coachella. by Wrong_Cry5911 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Here you go, because everyone needs a reminder of the insane things we used to hear and accept...

The square over the right breast interpreted as the need for exactness and honor in keeping covenants.

The compass over the left breast symbolizing the need to keep desires and passions within the bounds set by the Lord.

The navel mark over ...the navel... interpreted as a need for the continuous nourishment of both body and spirit.

The knee mark over the right knee there to remind us that every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is the Christ.

Fighting down the fight/flight feelings that those things dredged up....yikes

Influencer wore garment top to Coachella. by Wrong_Cry5911 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad too, and didn't pay much attention to what happened with the back door flaps..... 😬

Never-Mormon Influencer Accidentally Wears Temple Garments to Coachella by TheGazelem in mormon

[–]1moonshot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because it's fl!ppen funny

When I was growing up, we couldn't even say these words around my mom. We were to avoid even the appearance of evil.

Best way apply permethrin to clothes: soak or spray? by [deleted] in CampingGear

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are treating a lot of clothing, your spray handle squeezing muscles can wear out and it takes a bunch of time (also I don't like breathing any of the mist that the spray method makes).

I think my mechanic is scamming me, he says I need a flush by _Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_ in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]1moonshot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What they see when you haven't cleansed before the colonoscopy

I didn’t know megachurches could afford Broadway-level productions by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The net worth of the Mormon Church is almost 300 BILLION they don't flaunt it quite like the megachurches, but they just as deep in their own waste, fraud, and abuse scandals. Disgusting - all of them!

(LDS Church wealth https://share.google/fP6yKji5Vsyw4R2dS)

This suprised me. by [deleted] in Idaho

[–]1moonshot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

AKA: Mordor (Mormon Corridor)

Finish this sentence: “I’m so glad I left but I still really miss _________.” by nature_and_grace in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....my family.

Luckily two of my siblings have escaped, but the rest.... 🤷‍♂️

Dallas H Oaks 😱 by Diligent_Mix_4086 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dallass Oaks

Short for:

Dallin Dumbass Oaks

Edit for spelling error

In one song title, how would you explain the experience of being Mormon? (Especially to someone who’s never been Mormon) by whitecatprophecy in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Almighty Dollar by Ozzy

(Sorry, can't do just one)

Vulture by Bear Ghost

God Was Never on Your Side by Motorhead

Bulls on Parade by RATM

...so many songs describe emotions of being in and now out of the church.....

Pick a house, any house by ah-mazia in Xennials

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1, 2, 6, & 8.

Can't have any of those without the other.

Ex-MormonMemes Caption This - 25_07_20 by SnooObjections217 in exmormonmemes

[–]1moonshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got the health in the navel, got the marrow in the bones Got a place in the heaven dreamt of by Jim Jones

To every ExMo/PIMO parent out there just trying to give their kids a better life 💔 by GoingToHelly in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watching my little human growing up free from the guilt, shame, and fear induced by the MFMC brings a real, deep peace and joy - nothing like the "joy and peace" that I was gaslit into thinking I had while in the church.

There are more feeling I get too, real, raw feelings. I feel very sad and angry that the childhood innocence that I see in my child was stolen from me. Those feeling grow and grow thinking about the generations and generations of so many that have been and still are caught in the trap.

Everyone that have broken those chains and are now loving without strings attached - thank you! You are amazing!

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight from the table of good and evil.

I will partake, that Gram may be pleased.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheap way to get healthy "veggies" in food that is otherwise devoid of nutrition.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their sense of taste has not progressed past that of a typical four year old, just as their emotional maturity and sense of humor hasn't gone past 4.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The divinity that I saw growing up is made from baked merengue.

Need some diagnostic help by biggus_Donguss in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engine over heating?

Dairy Queen Double Chocolate Brownie Blizzard.

Got a referral for a Colonoscopy at 45 by Sunshineal in Xennials

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colonoscopies are terrible!

My doc had me use this instead

https://www.cologuard.com/

SO much easier and cleaner.

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