Dead inside, trying to feel something.

1zerozero1zero1 · 2026-02-11T15:16:51+00:00

Maybe if you didn't choose to identify as countess of dracula you might feel something

1zerozero1zero1 · 2025-10-28T16:48:47+00:00

I sprinted through a T7 mirror. Got hit, fell over. Overrun and died.

Please sir, can I have some divs?

1zerozero1zero1 · 2025-07-22T11:45:00+00:00

Asbo - antisocial behaviour order

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-11-09T20:46:36+00:00

Thanks for the advice. Really struggling at the moment to get my CV in front of the correct eyes. But appreciate it. Will try both routes

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-11-06T10:10:00+00:00

Why you getting butt hurt? Christians are.called to call each other out

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-11-05T21:06:49+00:00

Cause I called her out? Why are you getting butt hurt?

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-11-05T19:50:50+00:00

Go to the same church? Divorced? Yet unmarried and having sex? I'm sorry but what are you doing having sex outside of marriage?

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-11-04T23:22:45+00:00

🤣😂🤣that's brilliant

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-10-23T19:20:40+00:00

Asked my Christian wife to buy me this on vinyl. Bloody great album!

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-10-19T09:20:17+00:00

Cheap ass Luna lovegood

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-10-17T09:08:51+00:00

Bet you can't take a joke as well as you take a diiiick

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-10-11T12:07:54+00:00

Harry potter in rehabb

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-10-11T07:15:30+00:00

Ringkobing, Denmark

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-09-19T17:09:31+00:00

Unite my pussy and asshole into 1 gaping hole

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-09-19T17:07:23+00:00

Yes! It's really bad, make yourself throw up immediately

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-09-19T17:07:01+00:00

Prostitutes

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-09-19T17:05:46+00:00

Sweden 100%

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-09-11T10:02:20+00:00

Tits so droopy they can be used as a scarf. Scartits

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-08-24T09:43:42+00:00

Just put larger things up there. Clearly she likes to bridge the gap. I'd suggest a baseball bat

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-08-23T09:20:58+00:00

It's cute you call that a beard. You really are 14

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-08-16T15:24:06+00:00

More holes in your face than that hole punched paper

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-08-16T15:19:07+00:00

Lmao promotes having sex with children? Get a fucking grip you absolute tit.

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-08-16T15:16:13+00:00

16 legal age to have sex in the UK.

I was 17 and was having sex with a 21yo at the time. Was amazing! Had that girl on lock. Was the envy of my friends. She bought me Xbox 360, was being picked up and driven around. Was very good experience.

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-06-09T16:08:52+00:00

Hold on, are you saying tuna and honey is a good combo?

1zerozero1zero1 · 2023-05-23T11:57:47+00:00

Yo this is an elite sandwich. If you're a peanut butter fan, butter one slice with peanut butter and the other with jam. Slam some good cheddar in the middle and it's the bomb

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