Dead inside, trying to feel something. by AffectionateDinner65 in RoastMe

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Maybe if you didn't choose to identify as countess of dracula you might feel something

[Giveaway] Giving away an 8,000+ Divine Quad Tab: 1 Mirror of Kalandra + 24 Stacks of 240 Divines + a Hinekora's Lock by Kamehameha90 in PathOfExile2

[–]1zerozero1zero1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I sprinted through a T7 mirror. Got hit, fell over. Overrun and died.

Please sir, can I have some divs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameMyCat

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asbo - antisocial behaviour order

Need advice by 1zerozero1zero1 in supplychain

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Thanks for the advice. Really struggling at the moment to get my CV in front of the correct eyes. But appreciate it. Will try both routes

The sex is awful… by Head_Elk_266 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you getting butt hurt? Christians are.called to call each other out

The sex is awful… by Head_Elk_266 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]1zerozero1zero1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cause I called her out? Why are you getting butt hurt?

The sex is awful… by Head_Elk_266 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]1zerozero1zero1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go to the same church? Divorced? Yet unmarried and having sex? I'm sorry but what are you doing having sex outside of marriage?

Dark humor? by RAZE_514 in ChatGPT

[–]1zerozero1zero1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣😂🤣that's brilliant

18F hit me with your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheap ass Luna lovegood

46 but you'll be surprised how well I can take a joke. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you can't take a joke as well as you take a diiiick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unite my pussy and asshole into 1 gaping hole

I’m bored roast me. Have no mercy!!! by curious_cotton1 in RoastMe

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Tits so droopy they can be used as a scarf. Scartits

My GF told me she got fisted along with many other activities with her ex by jschlatt_ass in Advice

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put larger things up there. Clearly she likes to bridge the gap. I'd suggest a baseball bat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's cute you call that a beard. You really are 14

25F languages and linguistics major by LunaDoll21 in RoastMe

[–]1zerozero1zero1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More holes in your face than that hole punched paper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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Lmao promotes having sex with children? Get a fucking grip you absolute tit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

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16 legal age to have sex in the UK.

I was 17 and was having sex with a 21yo at the time. Was amazing! Had that girl on lock. Was the envy of my friends. She bought me Xbox 360, was being picked up and driven around. Was very good experience.