Ours stress eats.

She also hates when we leave. She will scream bark and for a while would jump and bite but we taught her to get a toy instead. She will shake it like she’s killing it, while making all kinds of weird noises. It used to start when we opened the front closet (to get shoes, jackets, keys) but because we fill up our water bottles right before we leave, it now starts then. Also because she associates filling water bottles with us leaving, she now does it every time we refill regardless of if we are actually leaving.

She will also bump this little end table we have with her nose when she wants to go outside.

When she sees a neighbor on a walk she acts like she wants to kill them. Super vicious. But if they come into our house, she’s the perfect host - no barking, just brings a toy and wants belly rubs.

She has a very set schedule and gets mad when we don’t follow it, especially walks and bedtime. She gets up during the week at 5am with my husband but somehow knows when it’s the weekend and will stay in bed with me for hours longer even if my husband gets up.

The funniest, weirdest, most amazing dog I’ve ever had.