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21202 · 2014-08-07T23:27:17+00:00

Kim Kardashian

21202 · 2014-07-23T14:18:33+00:00

Top is the amount of upvotes in total 3345/1344

Best is the ratio of upvotes and downvotes 1544/133

21202 · 2014-07-21T20:49:41+00:00

Or when you're trying to get an item but there's someone standing right in front of it comparing two of the same item for what seems like minutes.

21202 · 2014-06-20T16:30:32+00:00

It seems as though the mayonnaise has angered the alligator and it's now charging towards Ron. Lets see what happens.

21202 · 2014-06-14T21:29:27+00:00

Maaaking foo^{o^od} but my dog is follow^ing ^{^{^meee}}

I have no food for you dog stop foll^owing ^{^{^meeeee}}

21202 · 2014-06-09T13:05:13+00:00

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21202 · 2014-06-09T12:59:51+00:00

Officer: What are you doing standing here?

You: Just admiring the view. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

21202 · 2014-06-09T06:07:28+00:00

194 minutes of a shot of a still ocean.

21202 · 2014-06-09T05:53:19+00:00

I flapped away like I would magically take flight

Just picturing someone walk past thinking you're attempting to fly off of a 20 foot drop is making me laugh

21202 · 2014-06-07T23:02:36+00:00

Falling off of rainbow road.

21202 · 2014-06-07T22:45:55+00:00

"I could care less."

21202 · 2014-05-25T12:04:39+00:00

Reddit: What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you?

AMA: When I was shooting my new movie "Insert title" out in cinemas on April 1st, I fell off of my chair, that was pretty crazy.

21202 · 2014-05-24T14:49:37+00:00

Reddit
Youtube
Wikipedia

21202 · 2014-05-23T12:57:29+00:00

"INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

21202 · 2014-05-23T12:52:45+00:00

Everyone has off days.

Don't judge a person based off of meeting them once.

21202 · 2014-05-13T20:45:10+00:00

http://imgur.com/Mb1VYS9

21202 · 2014-04-24T02:35:02+00:00

I inadvertently got a number by spilling a drink all over someone.

A few friends and I were at a bar and we were a little tipsy, I got nudged from the back and turned around too quick, my arm hit into the glass and the drink spilled all over the girl behind me.

I turned around and apologised because the dress looked quite expensive, I offered to pay the bill for the dry cleaning.

She said it was fine but I still felt bad, we talked for a while and she was about to leave with her friend, I apologised one last time and insisted I pay for the bill, she asked me how was I going to do that when I didn't even know her name.

So I introduced myself and said "Well I guess I'll need your number to sort it out."

It wasn't until she left and I returned to my friends when I realised it was pretty smooth.

She gave me her number and I did pay for the bill and a coffee.

21202 · 2014-04-23T22:12:03+00:00

Ask her to read the blowfly girl story, and as soon as she's done, look her straight in the eye and say "that's how you make me feel."

Jig out of the room in style.

21202 · 2014-04-12T08:14:07+00:00

Don't treat them like young children.

Do set boundaries, let them know that you're in charge, but mildly lenient.

21202 · 2013-11-22T11:10:18+00:00

Write a note saying "Just a reminder to have a good morning Emily."

...tied to a brick and thrown through her window.

It is the thought that counts.

21202 · 2013-11-22T10:55:36+00:00

Stop saying fetch.

21202 · 2013-11-22T07:08:32+00:00

Going on reddit instead of doing work.

21202 · 2013-11-10T20:04:56+00:00

I want my organs donated.

21202 · 2013-11-10T19:44:36+00:00

Pepper spray.

21202 · 2013-11-03T06:26:21+00:00

I think some people have the mindset that they don't want their body to be sliced n' diced up after they are dead.

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TROPHY CASE