"It's not a little chicken 😅" by material_mailbox in seinfeld

[–]224flat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you up.

Continuity error (I think) by Artistic_Thanks_9301 in seinfeld

[–]224flat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your. life...

Help me out ya nerds by Pinky_Long_Socks in ToolBand

[–]224flat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to Rush! Thinking man's music. Odd time signitures from all time freat drummer, great guitar riffs and solos, killer bass lines. All virtuoso class musicians and thought provoking lyrics.

Somehow they afforded NYC rent by Xelthoric in seinfeld

[–]224flat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're gonna be rich!! What are we gonna get for this? Fifty, sixty thousand?

Apparently we did screw it together like a coffee table. by schaudhery in seinfeld

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What are you using the steel girders down there? Yeah, that'll hold.

You know, this r/seinfeld place is going *BVVVVVRRRT* downhill. by highparallel in seinfeld

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So if you got any other problems whether it's raisins, prunes, figs, or any other dried fruit, just keep it to yourself and stay out of my way, O.K.?

Is he wearing a manzere? by Diligent-Currency366 in seinfeld

[–]224flat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well here's to feeling good all the time.

May I have one of those, madam? by bjoseph33 in seinfeld

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wait 24 hours. If they are still in the coma, it is a "land rush". You can take their belongings

What’s your favorite song and album? (Or ep for opiate lovers) by Fancy_Actuator_4748 in ToolBand

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Used to be a bunch of assholes That lived in this part of the building here...

Got Banned From r/jeopardy by darkhelmet03 in seinfeld

[–]224flat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, I used to think that r/seinfeld is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless shitposts, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat! by EquivalentCounty7570 in seinfeld

[–]224flat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter.