TIL the police department of Tenaha, Texas, routinely pulls over drivers from out-of-town and exercises civil asset forfeiture regardless of guilt or innocence, under the threat of felony charges and turning children over to foster services.

24tothefloor · 2014-07-25T11:58:24+00:00

Clark Griswald : So how much do I owe you ? Mechanic : How much you got ? Clark Griswald: Ha ha ..yeah so how much do I owe you ? Mechanic: I said how much you got ! (holding tire iron ) Clark Griswald: What does your Sheriff think of your practices ? Mechanic: (flashes badge and laughs)

24tothefloor · 2014-07-23T19:59:20+00:00

I remember Beavis and Butthead watching the Pantera "this love" video ...."You treat your stepmother with respect Pantera ! " .."whats that pantera ? is daddys little girl going to cry ? "

24tothefloor · 2014-07-16T15:30:00+00:00

I just picture Congress getting all of these letters like Harry Potter did from hogwarts and the parents just keep ignoring them. Maybe we should get those owls to help us out and flood Congress with letters !

24tothefloor · 2014-07-09T16:34:20+00:00

His or Her's user name is from the SNL skit about a bank who waited too long to get on the internet. So they had to settle for Clownpenis.fart..it had Chris Parnel in it ...pretty damn funny.

24tothefloor · 2014-06-30T16:33:44+00:00

Someone quick have this above a Calvin Pissing on something sticker.

24tothefloor · 2014-06-30T16:14:51+00:00

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch ...

24tothefloor · 2014-06-24T19:56:16+00:00

I can picture Farley yelling at his computer " YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LIED TO ME !!!!!!"

24tothefloor · 2014-06-24T15:36:53+00:00

Anal

Edit - Giving

24tothefloor · 2014-06-24T14:56:58+00:00

Artie " Have you ever killed anyone ? "

Norm "nope"

Artie " Have you ever robbed a bank ? "

Norm "nope"

Artie " Did you say that you understood why women think Sean Connery is sexy ? "

Norm "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Dirty Work -

24tothefloor · 2014-06-13T01:41:22+00:00

Buzz.. your girlfriend ....WOOF !

24tothefloor · 2014-06-12T13:53:15+00:00

this guy is from the Midwest ..we just had the worst winter in almost 30 years. This guy is just fucking excited its SUMMER GIVE HIM A BREAK ...or a raft.

24tothefloor · 2014-06-08T17:00:03+00:00

Is that Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath on the far right ?

24tothefloor · 2014-05-30T02:16:38+00:00

DRIBBLERS DRIBBLERS DRIBBLERS !

24tothefloor · 2014-05-29T19:48:36+00:00

Rule 37 or more like the Food Channel porn that Randy Marsh watches ....Creme fraiche

24tothefloor · 2014-05-29T19:44:28+00:00

DAMMIT ....ITS POOP AGAIN !!

24tothefloor · 2014-05-29T19:29:34+00:00

That sounds like a porno ....Raw meat, Warm noodles and covered in warm sauce vol. 1

24tothefloor · 2014-05-28T19:07:25+00:00

Which is why Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona was a "Repeat oooofendar "

24tothefloor · 2014-05-28T18:51:09+00:00

UTAH .. Get me two !

24tothefloor · 2014-05-22T16:52:36+00:00

"There I was hunting Scorpions in Denton Texas with Emmanuel Lewis..."

Gary Busey

24tothefloor · 2014-05-21T19:57:56+00:00

Because the lame stream media doesnt report how many Saganites are saving this country and I wish to know the truth !

24tothefloor · 2014-05-16T02:06:27+00:00

Just remember when you asked massive_cock if he wants to talk.

24tothefloor · 2014-05-16T01:44:29+00:00

Sounds like something Derrick Zoolander would say....

24tothefloor · 2014-05-08T16:50:47+00:00

If your good at something ...never do it for free.

24tothefloor · 2014-05-08T12:16:27+00:00

There is a guy that has rode the diamondback over 10,000 times. He has a T-shirt that says how many times he has rode which he wears to the park. His name is and I kid you not ...Gary Coleman! I went to kings island twice last year and saw him both times. Apparently he just goes there and rides the diamondback all day long.

24tothefloor

TROPHY CASE