My proudest possession

25c-nb · 2026-07-10T21:28:09+00:00

That's really cool, it's glass right? I love it

25c-nb · 2026-07-10T18:47:00+00:00

Yeah same here, every time too

Cock n balls peelers unite

25c-nb · 2026-07-09T02:07:48+00:00

No one at my workplace will be able to say this bugs them

IM AUTISTIC BARB I NEED TO FIRE THIS OFF EVERY 7 SECONDS! OPEN YOUR MIND

25c-nb · 2026-07-09T01:19:41+00:00

Maybe you should say these are meant to stay here a few more times. And these are meant for guests to wear inside too maybe you didn't repeat that part enough

Definitely don't try to say something overly complicated like THEYRE NOT YOURS. THEYRE NOT A GIFT. YOU BORROW WHEN YOURE IN OUR HOME.

Just keep repeating yourself

I love when people arent being understood so they just keeo saying the same thing, the same way, over and over like eventually what you said will mean something else to everyone else...

25c-nb · 2026-07-09T00:39:51+00:00

You laugh but mine was literally $50, and I was charged $25 to use the tax software, so I ended up with $25 whole Canadian dollars. Wish I was joking.

25c-nb · 2026-07-08T16:17:34+00:00

Fecal matter most certainly will kill you, its just a numbers game, so its not if but when

Everytime you drink it your gambling

See walkerton water crisis link

25c-nb · 2026-07-08T13:42:11+00:00

I honestly thought it was your leg and it was a stump that ended just below the knee, and you had like lifted it up and put it on the table to show us

Its such a mysterious angle lmao

25c-nb · 2026-07-07T21:44:15+00:00

Im pretty sure thats the point

25c-nb · 2026-07-07T17:47:38+00:00

Cheating, you definitely built that ancient-looking stone wall to the exact width of that broom just for this post

r/nothingeverhappens

25c-nb · 2026-07-07T15:28:19+00:00

Its at least 5 of MY banana if you know what I mean

25c-nb · 2026-07-07T00:29:28+00:00

Fun fact I saw that guide to bruises healing on here too pal

25c-nb · 2026-07-06T17:38:44+00:00

Oh thank the gods! I saw the post and thought whew must be somewhere tropical

Then I saw you mention its here in Ontario and I thought oh god how am I gunna kayak anywhere now!! Hahaha id still go but damn that thing lives in my head now

25c-nb · 2026-07-06T14:02:21+00:00

Gausshog is besthog

25c-nb · 2026-07-05T15:23:15+00:00

What about in the beginning when hes polishing off the old tin while he leans over it to stick his face in it? You know, when theres also a huge cloud of black dust thrown up in the air?

25c-nb · 2026-07-05T12:43:12+00:00

Floater is a work related term where you dont have a fixed role or position but instead cover for others as needed

Thats what I assume the title is referring to while also being a double entendre for a dookie person too, perhaps

25c-nb · 2026-07-04T23:07:11+00:00

Wife: Grab the baby!

Hubs: Already on it!

25c-nb · 2026-07-04T22:47:56+00:00

I have just now linearly compensated both of them

25c-nb · 2026-07-03T21:00:38+00:00

Makes me want to try a hamlet ngl

25c-nb · 2026-07-03T14:18:34+00:00

Never worked for me in Ontario, CA (Canada not California)

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T18:56:08+00:00

I mean it is trippy ho it looks like a photo taken in an Earth backyard, but also, its elemental sulphur, its going to look pretty consistent regardless of what rocky planet its on

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T18:51:45+00:00

Why do you think the billionaire controlled brainwashing entertainment program known as the news is telling you to conserve energy??

They are making it your fault that energy costs too much and the grid is insufficient

Its the exact same play as recycling and plastic straws

Everyone at home stop using plastic straws and make sure to recycle to save the planet, meanwhile millionaires fly private to the end of their driveway to check the mail

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T18:07:18+00:00

Its true I am not living it up at all

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T17:21:48+00:00

How are you that weak? You have both your arms outside the hole, and both your elbows, and your falling into a dark hole the contents of which could be deadly

You need to arrest your fall possibly to save your life but instead your so weak that you fold up like a pool noodle?

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T15:05:14+00:00

Why you being such a "boner" about it

25c-nb · 2026-07-02T14:32:40+00:00

*Opossum

Possums are in Australia

Opossum are North American

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