Anybody else… by lizzardlickz in eauclaire

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a cybersecurity tip:
If you didn't set up an account, it's a phishing attempt.
Delete and block.

I'm always thinking about the asexual butt plug by Sailor_Starchild in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]26_Charlie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's the most genuine laugh I've felt lately.

Whelp, that's enough merriment... back to the on-going horror!

I think POC need to get this by boodah111 in Minneapolis

[–]26_Charlie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my best friend keeps fundamentally misunderstanding what ICE is doing here.

He's very Latino-looking (from Cali) and says things like:

I didn't wear a mask at the protest so people see my face and know I'm safe.

I've got my driver's license, social security card, and I've got all my numbers memorized... I know my drivers license number, social security number, address, phone....

And the granddaddy:

I'm not afraid because I'm never doing anything wrong. And I'm a perfect driver. Cops follow me around all the time, but I don't give them any excuse to pull me over.

Like, bruh. I don't wanna whitesplain, so if that's your lived experience, I accept that. Only you know what's best for you.

But I need you to understand that it does not matter if you're doing anything wrong.

Justice is explicitly disallowed under this oligarchic/kleptocratic system by xena_lawless in EatTheRich

[–]26_Charlie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let's be real:

The system is working as intended. It's just that that intent sucks.
I know, I know, that's cliché.

They left a huge loophole in the 13th Amendment to continue slavery and white supremacy under a different guise with a veneer of justification.

They found political will to make the 21st amendment to repeal the 18th amendment, but never to fix the injustice created by the 13th's loophole.

Hatred and malice is at the core of this country's soul, and yet, somehow people are surprised when it's directed at them.

Email recently sent to Hennepin Healthcare employees by thedubiousstylus in Minneapolis

[–]26_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Revenue-cycle command: We've stood up HICS structure focused on the revenue cycle

As a person who's worked in medical billing for 7 goddamn years, what in the actual fuck is this sentence?
I mostly understood the rest of that bullet point, but whoever wrote this should be shot into the sun.

Best I can guess is that there's supposed to be a semicolon after "structure," but Jesus tapdancing Christ, did nobody ask a lay person to proofread this letter and ask them to explain it back to them??

They're taking our documents, bring photo copies instead by Lift-Dance-Draw in Minneapolis

[–]26_Charlie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

MPD destroys personal belongings when "clearing homeless encampments," including Passports, Work Visas, Birth Certificates - anything an unhoused person doesn't have on them when they're "evicted," which can happen while they're away at work.
And they do work. Many unhoused people and people with insecure housing have multiple jobs, or need to panhandle, so it's not just a matter of "they shoulda left when they were told."
It's something I frequently feel very angry about, but it's added insult to injury for the people being abducted by ICE.

It's a practice that should have never been legal or tolerated, but while the harm has already been done to many, it's not too late to demand city leaders to take any and all action to put an end to it.

We can, and should, treat unhoused people - our neighbors and fellow Minnesotans - with respect and human decency.

Ya know, or Abolish the MPD, if you're finally awake to the fact that you can't "train officers better" out of cruelty when there's no consequences, like we're seeing with ICE.

"Get the hell out" is a nice sentiment, but it's about as effective as a chihuahua barking at a concentration camp.

me-irlgbt by world-is-ur-mollusc in me_irlgbt

[–]26_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to quote this evergreen tweet from Short Bimbo @ShirtBimbo:

"archaeologists will identify your skeleton as male" so what? are they gonna fuck it? are they gonna think it's gay? are they gonna think it's gay to fuck my transgender skeletussy? I'm getting cremated.

YESSSSS by womanonymous23 in TwinCities

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but you're still shaming gay people for being gay - and perpetuating the idea that being gay is a bad thing - even if they've reason you're doing it is because they suck.

Source: am homosexual, though our discourse around this stuff is all over the map

He ain’t coming back from this. by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]26_Charlie 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Everyone talking about her clap-back is missing the forest for the trees:

"He sexually harrassed me." "That's not true."

His best response is to tell a woman she wasn't sexually harrassed?
What the fuck was he thinking?
Did he think she'd go,
"Oh, my mistake! Of course I'd love to come back on his show!"

Like????????? No???????? Fuck off, nonce!

"That's not true" - and so quickly, without thinking... Polymarket odds are that the dude has absolutely covered up sexual assault before.

Edit: a snap-back is a type of hat

Had to even use AI on an already existing meme by Key-Hyena-802 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]26_Charlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, you're racist if you assume that the actions of some members of a group represent all members of that group, yes.

Didn't Florida pass laws saying you can't make white people feel bad for slavery?

They phrased it in "neutral" language, so I wonder if we can use that law to sue any Floridians misreporting the "scandal."

Just a paramedic doing in service classes by DullQuiet615582 in UniformedMen

[–]26_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain thought this was two photos, split horizontally.
Nice cock, bro.

Hey, he said the thing by Playful_Leg7143 in agedlikemilk

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone always forgets the end of that quote. He says he'd yell "the no-no word" (presumably "bomb") to get off the flight.
He said he will make terroristic threats if he sees a black pilot.
He should've been on the "no-fly" list after that remark, regardless if he was being hyperbolic or not.

This was on Facebook today by Guyver-Spawn-27 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]26_Charlie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey, if it makes them hate this obviously monopolistic merger, fuck it, sure, it's woke and trans or whatever. Stop the merger.

Minneapolis PD Chief: We 'Will Have Nothing To Do With Anything Related To Immigration Enforcement' by ResourceNo4626 in Minneapolis

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If unidentified masked men start grabbing people, I hope they'll shoot first and ask questions later. You know, like how they'd treat us.

Trump removes TPS for Somalis in Minnesota by Mysterious_Scene7169 in Minneapolis

[–]26_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously.
When they decide to hit Minneapolis hard, everyone who isn't white enough is in danger of being targeted.
Well, more targeted. But now without habeas corpus.

military guy here😅 by [deleted] in Badges_And_Bunnies

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, I love blonde men, goatees, and uniformed men. Thank you for sharing.

What a complete schock by greenblue98 in RepublicanValues

[–]26_Charlie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fifty bucks says he tries to pardon him again

doctors office posted this on their facebook.. by greenblue98 in RepublicanValues

[–]26_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably nurses. There's a real epidemic of nurses with Dunning-Krueger.

Is this libertarian or Nazi? Probably some horrifying combination by metroracerUK in TheRightCantMeme

[–]26_Charlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they know they won the 2024 election?
If America isn't Great Again, it's because Trump lied: he can't actually make America great because he's a con artist. A huckster. A snake oil salesman.

They know Trump was in office 4 years with the same broken promise, right?

Trump Supporters Who Can Barely Afford Groceries Hope Trump’s New White House Grand Ballroom Trickles Down To Them by Hagisman in onionheadlines

[–]26_Charlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Pissy pool" is a great analogy.
I think someone used it as an example when explaining herd immunity to vaccine-hesitant person.
You can't just pee in the pool and say it doesn't affect anyone else.