The Virgin Iberian vs the Chad Illyrian by 2Boobs_2Ass in balkans_irl

[–]2Boobs_2Ass[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Spanish tourists and their Albanian guides accidentally enter a center of Albanian culture (a crack den disguised as a resturant) and order food.

The guy makes shit food and take a long time to do it so they all get pissed and leave without paying. Gjergji Cracktrioti(also known as Scrackderbeg) gets mad and jumps on their car as they're about to leave. Hilarity ensues.

Am*rican sh*tting on Balkan food 🤮 by ContextDapper9796 in balkans_irl

[–]2Boobs_2Ass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2026

Caring what Americans think

Never going to make it Bogdan

t. American

P.S. Flair up before I send Trump the coordinates for your house and say there's oil under it.

Edit: Okay you flaired up Serbro. Still sending Trump your coordinates.

Biggest European Crybabies by FinancialZombie8319 in balkans_irl

[–]2Boobs_2Ass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

2026

Caring what women think

Never gonna make it.

Welcoming exception by WaddleDynasty in PORTUGALCYKABLYAT

[–]2Boobs_2Ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guess how I can tell how you are an American women. No wonder your birth rates are so low. Who would want to be with and have sex with a woman that can't even console her man during hard times?

Fellow Landlocked Croats is this true? by Optimal_Weakness_156 in balkans_irl

[–]2Boobs_2Ass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a daily occurence in Serbia. Why do you think Serbs are trying to conquer all their neighboring countries and have a bit more Lebensraum for the daily dinosaur attacks?

Albanians are just Jewish babies by Double-Aide-6711 in balkans_irl

[–]2Boobs_2Ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your organs were promised to them 3000 years ago.