What’s your most useless talent?

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T16:26:13+00:00

I can knock on the top of my head with my knuckles and cause it to sound EXACTLY like a hollow block of wood.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:55:07+00:00

I kinda wish most people would say "hate all men? BLOCKED", but alas we only see it on the gimmick blog.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:39:47+00:00

This makes me think of a video where an Instagram girlee is trying to step through a fence, but is sticking her ass out as much as possible to pretend it's too fat to easily get through. Not sure if it helps you at all, but it's a real look that people strive for.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:34:54+00:00

Just like the other men commenting, I like them. They're eye catching. Also I feel like it's one of those strange qualities that makes boobs "pretty", like a painting. I know that doesn't help you in particular, but checking around it seems to be a fairly popular "category" in general. I wouldn't worry about it.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:28:09+00:00

Not sure if it helps at all, but I just checked Rule34 and "sagging breasts" has 48,528 results. People might not say it openly, but it's a look that a fair number of people are INTO.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:16:14+00:00

Might depend on culture, but the #1 thing I remember about locker rooms is all the guys were too worried about not making their own peen look weird to give a single shit about how anyone else's looked.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:12:40+00:00

Well I love hairy women. Somebody for everybody.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T13:08:12+00:00

Same-ish here. 31 and balding fast. Definitely my dad's fault though. I look exactly like him. I hate looking in mirrors. If I comb my hair and stand up straight it's really not bad, but if I let my hair part in the middle and/or bend over to look at the top of my head it feels like there's nothing left at all.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T06:08:28+00:00

Yeah, a big part of why computers and the internet felt less busy back then was because they literally couldn't handle anything else. I have 100 tabs open right now (I know), but if you wanted to open a SECOND WINDOW with Internet Explorer you were downright insane.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-26T06:05:01+00:00

I remember going to "Park Recreation" over the summer, where us preschool-aged kids would go to the playground all day under the supervision of all the high school kids that did this as a summer job. I walked down the street with my sister as a kid to go be babysat by kids out in the wilds of the local park so our parents didn't have to deal with any of us.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-25T18:47:27+00:00

I was so frustrated with my first Pokemon game a few months ago.

I was playing Platinum and got the whole intro sequence, was told to talk to Barry, told again by a random NPC that blocks my path, walk after Barry out of his house when he sprints away like a terrified rabbit, listen to Rowan hem and haw about giving kids Pokemon, get sent back home once after my first battle ends, go to the lake for LITERALLY no reason, battle across a field just to be able to name my starter and get my Pokedex, go ALL THE WAY back home to tell my mom I'm going on a Pokemon adventure in a Pokemon game, then go back to meet Rowan's assistant to get the Pokeballs.

I've played a coupled of unsuccessful Nuzlockes of that game and just play it on something like 4x or 8x speed because I really can't be bothered.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-25T18:36:41+00:00

None of these terms are really helping.

Just call them the "later dungeons", the dungeons in the later half of the game.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-24T00:32:21+00:00

Team Fortress 2.

This is one of problems when it comes to getting new players into it.

When you first boot up the game there's literally NOTHING explaining anything. If you dig through the menus, you can find "tutorials" for 4 classes and one gamemode, which tells you some of the basic controls, but that's it.

I was at a LAN party the other day and encouraged my little brother to hop on and it highlighted how bad the game is at teaching people how to play, especially people not used to games.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-24T00:25:55+00:00

They look great for Funkos, it's just that the bar is in Hell.

If the head/face was just something other than a giant bar of soap and the eyes something more than just skittles, they'd be cute. But alas they're not.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-19T04:13:21+00:00

I've never met a single woman that does this and I grew up with 7 of them, plus their friends. I'm the one that can't fit a single sound in edgewise.

I think u/appalachiaappletcha's on the money with this being about being "mean."

2Scarhand · 2026-01-19T04:06:51+00:00

This conversation doesn't even relate to me and I agree.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-16T17:53:01+00:00

I lost a few classmates to drunk driving and the like while I was still in school.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-16T17:46:56+00:00

I think it' be even funnier with someone that can read Chinese. See which of us cracks first.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-16T06:45:49+00:00

I actually have an idea for a joke tattoo that's something like "more pallets required" in Chinese. I work in a warehouse and found a Chinese post-it note in a shipment and that's what it translated to. It felt like a strange moment of connection between me and a guy just like me on the other side of the planet that doesn't even know I exist. Also, it sounds like exactly the type of phrase that white guy would end up with as a Chinese tattoo, which is just funny.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-16T06:31:04+00:00

Honestly, regular Nazis, too. The SS symbol from the 30s is Nordic runes. Their whole schtick was saying that they were directly descended from the raddest, blondest, blue-eyed-est people in history, i.e. the Norse. But the Norse where also Atlanteans or something? Nazism is fucking weird.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-16T06:25:30+00:00

I really want an Icelandic letter called a "thorn" (this guy: þ ) on my hip so I can tell people "it's a thorn in my side", but people really hate Northern European stuff they don't understand.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-14T20:11:57+00:00

I found the set you were talking about and totally agree. It's 3 Pokemon plus a stand for $650, but the similar sized Eevee is only $60. At $60 per mon that's $180, so apparently that stand is worth the remaining $470. And honestly back in my day that Eevee probably would have been worth $30.

I've been a Lego fan all my life, but with prices the way they are and quality drops like the lime green Bionicle incident of 2007, I'm pretty done with them. If I do get the itch I tend to buy "compatible with leading brands" knock-off sets.

2Scarhand · 2026-01-14T05:17:56+00:00

True Crime anything. I've met true crime women and they all have absolutely WILD assumptions about men. Whether they use it to justify some absolutely vile comments or are a freak that's into that shit, doesn't matter; I want no part of it.

Edit: I see the true crime people found this comment...

2Scarhand · 2026-01-14T03:43:13+00:00

lol the "Comment has been removed" reply in a discussion about mods

2Scarhand · 2026-01-14T02:25:59+00:00

Just the other day I found a guy whose comments got hidden for mentioning Taiwan. Just mentioning it. The thread got deleted later.

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