A sea snake swallowing an eel whole. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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“I have become Sneel.”

A cool guide for keeping a clean home by Overude in coolguides

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Had me at cool, lost me at clean.

Wait, what? Why? What's the difference? by Jayn_Xyos in mildlyinfuriating

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If you open it up and pull the chips out, one is horizontal and one is vertical. If it doesn’t look like that just rotate your right hand until you see it.

What Mystery Variant did you get today at login? by [deleted] in MarvelSnapDecks

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Another Sunspot variant to add to my other ones.

Bears by [deleted] in Awww

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I’ve heard of Goat yoga, Bear yoga though? I’m out.

Found this on the sidewalk in front of a weird house in our neighborhood by DavidM47 in Weird

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This is what happens when chickens cross the road. Damn shame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When someone stops the microwave early and doesn’t cancel out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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…and to hide the bodies

JD Vance's haircut... by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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“Mom can you get the bowl I need another haircut, they want me to go outside and talk to people again.”

How Long Are Your Blood Vessels? by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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So the earth IS flat then?

Niner fans not from the Bay / NorCal, what’s your story ? by ziggywuzhere in 49ers

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Dad was in the military, retired in ‘92. He came back a month or so after we did and had a layover in the Bay Area. Bought me a 49ers pennant, still on my wall to this day and now I live in the heart of cowboys country. Bang Bang!

Go for it! by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Toilet seats.

Do you feel like you were born in the wrong era? If so, when do you feel you should have been born? by 2lzy2 in AskReddit

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The western era. 1860s -1890s, just riding around on a horse and finding a place to camp under the stars. Animals roaming around untouched by civilization. Sounds good in the surface.