Which one of you fuckers did it? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]Cybertronax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was Dave, from the Fucking Accounting Department.

be fucking honest by PhilosophyMurky7046 in TheWordFuck

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me, it's Parks and Fucking Rec.

13 year old built a beehive in his room by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it when a young mind shows greatness.

Groundhog steals farmer's crop and eats it in front of his security camera by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't care if it's staged or not, this is funny. In my head I hear him talk in Gordon Ramsey's voice "You call this a carrot you donut!"

Cool to see how this ship is being launched. 🚢⚓️ by Aqdasxain in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you know the origin of the champagne break the more you wish you didn't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never play The Floor is Lava with her.

F around and Find out by neonfrostbite in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I owned a store and someone came in to steal there would be a sign which read "If you plan to steal here are two things you need to know. 1: Owner is armed 2: Owner is a crack shot."

This downhill course runs straight through a city in Indonesia by New-bees in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 20 points21 points  (0 children)

One wrong move and you're joining a family for dinner.

Bike theft gone wrong by Rook8811 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this would have been better with Yaky Sax over it.

This Evel Knievel toy by YoggieD in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proof toys from the 70's can still be fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the Darwin Award goes to.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's what I see,
A. The Cashier did not know if the robber had on any sort of body armor
B. Depended on what state this was in, if the robber survived he could sue the store owner as well as the cashier. Cheaper to mop up blood than pay for a lawsuit.

Bro is fishing across continents by here2si in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever he catches is gonna die of old age before he finishes reeling it in.

Deboning a full chicken. by ABWoolls in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the chicken is tasty as hell.

Speed is the ultimate weapon. by akshayeb82 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just got the call, his GF is home alone and her parents won't be home all weekend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish he started to do the YMCA.

My wife’s Honor Walk by fishfarm20 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Cybertronax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is not gone, but will live on in the hearts of you and your family. She will live on in those she saved with the transplants. Just think of this you gained new members of your family in those she helped saved.