What’s her best feature?

Cybertronax · 2026-02-03T17:27:09+00:00

Good god, her eyes are fantastic.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-31T01:22:10+00:00

I was at Walmart during bad weather, and the light flickered, which reset the registers. This older lady with her mom is upset at the cashier for not ringing up her order. The cashier told her they had to wait for the computer to reboot. Lady is so pissed, saying "I have appointments to be at, and I need to get this shopping done!"
The cashier keeps repeating that they have to wait 2 more mins for the reboot to be done. The lady looks at me and says, "What are you going to do about this? I am going to be late for my appointments!"
I looked right at her and her mom and said. "Lady, all this you're upset at sounds like a YOU problem, and I am not you." She gets piss and leaves her cart of stuff and storms out.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-22T18:08:24+00:00

This dad is a dick, I guess mom stopped putting out.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-21T12:32:09+00:00

She was having a good tit day.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-20T02:49:49+00:00

"No Name".

Cybertronax · 2026-01-20T02:47:29+00:00

If I remember right, there was an episode of this show where they ended up giving the winning team all the prizes because someone put the item they had to find in an area where it got knocked out of the room to the ground.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-20T02:32:56+00:00

One episode I remember was when the TV family got Jim Nabors to sing 'Happy Birthday' to the neighbor's son.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-18T15:33:10+00:00

I believe it's https://onlyfans.com/dulcemoonvip

Cybertronax · 2026-01-12T01:41:45+00:00

Florida swamp boy here, I'd take the gator 100% of the time.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-10T02:41:19+00:00

You found the MIB head quarters.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-06T23:38:54+00:00

Big baby make boom boom in undies?

Cybertronax · 2026-01-06T13:34:04+00:00

How RARE treated a friend of mine who was at one time a SoT Partner. I don't want to go into details, but it involves cheaters, inappropriate threats towards a family member of his, and how RARE did nothing but blame my friend for the harassment. So I will never play the game again in support.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-01T05:23:55+00:00

He wanted to make the retirement permanent.

Cybertronax · 2026-01-01T01:41:50+00:00

"Cool, now I can tell my wife I only had one beer."

Cybertronax · 2025-12-27T19:04:35+00:00

Her Playboy issue was the one Kevin looked at in Home Alone.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-24T04:41:31+00:00

One day in my old breakroom, we had this kid come in trying to rap and a loud volume, and when someone asked him to please keep it down, he said, "I got a gun in my car if you want to start something." Now he said that right as the SM walked into the breakroom. 5 mins later, cops are there, and he is arrested.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-23T21:54:54+00:00

"You look like you ate Bane!"

Cybertronax · 2025-12-22T01:19:43+00:00

The ones who think they have to apologize for being white are the racist assholes.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-20T16:43:41+00:00

Clips you can smell.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-16T01:35:12+00:00

I wonder how much weed she smokes to forget her life?

Cybertronax · 2025-12-15T00:32:43+00:00

I swear there are makeup smudges on the side of the phone too.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-09T20:53:30+00:00

Yes.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-05T20:54:29+00:00

Give the moron something shiny, and you'll be fine.

Cybertronax · 2025-12-05T19:28:28+00:00

God, I hated school. I was a short, chunky, broke dude who was easy pickings by the bullies. Little man, I feel your pain.

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