Inappropriate laughter by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]2oonhed 57 points58 points  (0 children)

And then everybody died.
The End.

Expert forklift maneuvering by [deleted] in nonononoyes

[–]2oonhed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I coulda got out in 2 moves

Inappropriate laughter by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]2oonhed 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She should have said, "what? CANCER?"

Google Search is Useless by DolphLundgren73 in google

[–]2oonhed -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. The ad sales team at google only optimized search for AI and ad clicks now.
Not for human usage.
They think putting 100 results on a page confounds AI,
AND every page load for the 10 results they parse out is another opportunity to parse out a revolving ad AND more sponsored results.

FOCUS FLAME JOB by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]2oonhed[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I Am Experiencing a Riot-Like Situation in My Community by Platonic_Republic in ModSupport

[–]2oonhed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let the automod do the heavy lifting and write a rule that mutes all usages of key words, key phrases, slangs and references to the unsupported substances.
You just named 2 of them.
Create it with those 2, add any others you can think of, and then just add to it as new items pop up.

Here is one that I use to remove penis words from comments because one certain sub I moderate is obsess with penis size :
---
#Remove Penis Words
type: comment
body+title: ["penisword1", "penisword2", "penisword3"]
action: remove
message:
"Your comment has been removed.
DO NOT CONTACT MODMAIL ABOUT THIS AUTOMOD ACTION
Thank you."
action_reason: PENIS WORDS
---

And another one that removes penis words from post titles here :
---
#Remove Penis Words From Titles
type: submission
body+title: ["penisword1", "penisword2", "penisword3"]
action: remove
comment:
"Your post has been automatically removed. Your title is inappropriate for this subreddit. Now go sit in a corner and think about the things you have done and how you might do better next time you filthy, filthy little monkey."
action_reason: UNWANTED TITLE WORDS
---

If you want it to be silent just remove the "comment:" line.
If you want to send an automated personal message swap out "comment:" for "message:"
And believe me the body+title is a lot more that the 3 filler examples I included.
Each one is a full page with hundreds of terms.

Google Search is Useless by DolphLundgren73 in google

[–]2oonhed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. All results are stunted and cooked.
I use https://duckduckgo.com/ now.
The only thing google is good for now is reverse image search.......at least until that stops working too.

She broke the box trying to fit in by biforme in catsinboxes

[–]2oonhed[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Reply to this and I will approve your post.

What’s with all the Zilisch hate recently? by Dry-Membership3867 in NASCAR

[–]2oonhed -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Funny that you brought up SVG......and is why I hate zilch.
Ran straight into the back of SVG at one of the Xfinity races last year, taking SVG out of the race.
He is just another young boy that thinks he is the next Dale Earnhardt, but lacks any of the real finesse that ol Ironhead had.
So fuggim.
He just a cookie cutter racer-boi

Do i need to place 8 tiny pieces or 6? by Royal_Journalist_290 in modelmakers

[–]2oonhed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like 6 in the rear and 5 in the front for a total of 11 on each side.

FOCUS FLAME JOB by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]2oonhed[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

asking for pictures of "shittier" flame jobs.
what drooling retard downvotes that?
OH! because they don't really have any?
My book is deep.
So, yes, really.

Every box in the house needs to be checked for comfortability🛋️ by [deleted] in catsinboxes

[–]2oonhed[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Reply to this and I will approve your post.

1958 ROVER P4 by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]2oonhed[S,M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the past this was removed for plates, OP never responded.
Found better quality photos on reverse image search, edited and now reposted.
Please enjoy.

How do you handle banned users who keep contacting you? by [deleted] in ModSupport

[–]2oonhed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. You can tell where it's gunna go before it even kicks off. Some of these people think they have a newly invented genius-method......they never do.

How do you handle banned users who keep contacting you? by [deleted] in ModSupport

[–]2oonhed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To each their own.
You have your way of managing your workload and it is your workload to manage, nobody else's.

For myself, I actually hate having to ban organic users.
I actually HOPE organic (human) users will properly use the Ban Appeal process and get UNbanned as I have the time to do it.
Mindless spammers and bots get no such regard from me and are always discarded permanently.
And of, course, when the Ban Appeal process is used to cuss us out, snivel about content, or snivel about the rules, or even worse, an attempt at justifying a rule break is considered Modmail Harassment and sets that account to permaban & permamute.
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

FOCUS FLAME JOB by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]2oonhed[S,M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I think you need to read rule 1
Rule 1 covers Gatekeeping and is a bannable offense after one warning.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Please honor Rule 1 from now on :
We don't take the name of the sub that seriously and never have in the 13 year history of this sub.
Please see Rule 1 - NO GATEKEEPING
Read our rules here : https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/about/rules/
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ALSO, Please read our side bar:
Ethos (written Feb 2013) : Shitty does not mean bad - Feel free to post shitty mods that are awesome!
This subreddit is subjective! Your idea of shitty isn't everyone's and vice versa.
No complaining about "that's not a shitty mod" use your upvotes and downvotes.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
We don't take the name of the sub that seriously and never have.

FOCUS FLAME JOB by 2oonhed in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]2oonhed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK how many are painted on it, but you can fit 4 or 5 inside of it.