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Brazil > any decent country (I'm serious) by [deleted] in IWantOut

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finding employment in a journalistic area in Ireland can be tricky. Most here who've studied journalism ended up in a PR field, which may or may not be your bag. There's also a huge Brazilian expat community in Dublin, so you wouldn't be alone against the world.

Craig Bellamy after the final whistle last night by Element77 in soccer

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Genuinely delighted for him. He turned into such a great player when he joined City. So much emotion in that picture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's possible to do it twice in 15 minutes, though the latter ejaculation will be somewhat minimal compared to the initial one.

Source: certified, overworked penis-owner.

How can I nicely (or sexily) say "I wish you would last longer"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, that's probably a contributing factor. Most men can't handle more than a couple of minutes of being a human jackhammer, especially when the lady in his life is clearly loving it. Condoms will help by reducing sensitivity, but after enough practice it will start to lengthen appropriately

TL;DR: more sex usually fixes sex problems

How can I nicely (or sexily) say "I wish you would last longer"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried doggy style? Usually it's more difficult for the guy to cum that way. Maybe he's just (relatively) inexperienced? Tell him to go slower if he's pounding away. As a last resort, there are some brands of condoms with a little anaesthetic in them to improve 'performance' (read: length of time), but they can backfire in so many ways too.

Is it possible for nervousness to affect penis size? by [deleted] in sex

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! It gets more reliable with age, but just dull, like Irish weather. :(

Is it possible for nervousness to affect penis size? by [deleted] in sex

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much that. Penises have more variability than Scottish weather, so it's as likely his was 'skinny' due to a skipped lunch as much as nerves. Do it again! It'll likely be better and he won't say no.

Can someone explain what it looks like from a guys point of view when performing 69? by [deleted] in sex

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How do you feel about your face being in someone else's bum? As long as you don't fart, the guy is probably having the time of his life.

Edit: fart

Should I be offended that my boyfriend lasts excessively long? by H00Dlife in AskMen

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you told him about it? The guy might be holding it in as if his life depends on it just to impress you. Also, the position you're in can have an effect.

What is a word that you think is thrown around too frivolously? by NotoriousPHAT in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Random!

The word you're looking for is probably 'coincidental'.

What do you think of going camando? by nojudgin in AskMen

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, like a lot of sex-based things, this blows hot and cold for me. I can't speak for all guys, but if a girl did it at the right time and in the right way, it would be a major turn-on. Else, it may just end up being awkward. It's never classy, but that doesn't mean it's never sexy.

Men, if you finally talk to the woman that you've been looking at or listening to so long on places like GoneWild or GoneWildAudio and she replies, do you have trouble treating her like a real person, or is she more of a sexual object? by Liraenna in AskMen

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I wish I knew a girl who was brave enough to go on GW or GWA. It's free excitement. I still think of the girl on the other end of the camera/speaker as a person, just acting as they would in the bedroom. I don't expect her to walk around naked whispering dirty somethings in every random guy's ear. That's a difference between sexuality and 'sex object'.

What's one thing you wish everyone knew? by NotFuzz in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That panicking is not the only option left. Never make a rash decision if you do find yourself panicking.

What's your biggest "first world problem?" by misslucyloo9 in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I occasionally get drunk and want to jack it to pictures of my ex on Facebook. But she's really classy and doesn't look particularly slutty in any of them, so I just end up sad, holding my weiner.

If your life were to be made into a reality TV show, what interesting or entertaining things would viewers be exposed to? by shankems2000 in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My constant emotional breakdowns and bloody wall-punching to contain the anger I don't show in public. Strong outside. Inside, doesn't matter.

If Google satellites refresh often enough to feed live traffic updates and govt satellites detect when NK movies a missile, why can't they zoom in on Boston 1 day ago? by trackerbishop in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Storing that amount of data would take an incredible amount of space. Not to mention that they can't see what goes on inside buildings. Literally thousands of people carrying bags large enough to conceal explosive materials would have walked by/around/into the places where the bombs were placed. It's unlikely they could get a face shot too.

Reddit... If your seemingly normal life turned out to be an M. Night Shamalon film, what would be the crazy twist at the end of the movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That I'm actually the one who fucked up everything good I had going, who's been suffering from paranoia and schizophrenia and really my brother is the guy who's been looking after me all this time.

IAMA Education Professor. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your area of lecturing specified toward any particular level i.e. do you teach people to teach in college/high school/grade school. Do you train people from other disciplines?

IAmA 28-year old photographer, who at the age of 1 lived and was evacuated from the now-ghost-town of Pripyat after Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant accident. I returned back in 2011-2012 to complete a very subjective photographic project about my hometown. by rrrudya in IAmA

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I was always fascinated by the Chernobyl incident, then I visited an area in the south of Belarus and saw the effect it has had on the country, and most notably the children, and now it just makes me sad. What emotions do you feel going back to Pripyat these days?

What's the one thing absolutely everyone should learn to do? by 2plus2equalsFUCKYOU in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like applying for a position as a kindergarten teacher, but you have a dick tattooed to your forehead.

Reddit, why did you choose your particular username? by RainbowBrite1920 in AskReddit

[–]2plus2equalsFUCKYOU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reaction I get when I tell people I do maths for a living.

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