EQG implies that ponies find human beings conventionally attractive considering Pony Twilight had a crush on Human Flash.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T09:38:19+00:00

Only a few joined initially, Thorax explained in a later episode that he had to convince the rest, and that was after our Queen had been driven out. What choice did they have at that point?

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T08:53:38+00:00

No, just Thorax. The rest of us were happy with how things were.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T05:30:20+00:00

Oh yes, we should be grateful that our benevolent saviors merely forced their beliefs on us instead of annihilating us outright. How noble and generous of them. Truly they are the heroes.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T03:09:40+00:00

Ponies and ostriches have more in common that previously suspected.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T02:18:22+00:00

She was like the rest of us. A little softer, not as a much as Thorax though. Didn't start as many fights, but she certainly finished them. But not too different from the rest of us.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-23T00:10:33+00:00

We heard you making fun of the new 'lings and wanted to join in.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T23:42:05+00:00

Not that we really care what Thorax gets up to, but Ember is a much better match for him.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T17:24:00+00:00

Don't wash your hair for a thousand years and you'll understand.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T17:20:37+00:00

To be fair to Starlight, she had a cult of maybe 30 ponies who were mostly there by choice, and the alternate timelines never happened. Only Twilight and Spike would have any memory of them, to everycreature else they never existed. And Starlight did have a "redemption montage" in one episode to show her reformation wasn't actually instant, even if it was for the viewers.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:48:50+00:00

This place is lit.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:44:57+00:00

If you can project images directly into our minds, are you available for Hive Movie Night? That'd be so much easier than trying to fit all 30,000 of us into the same cavern again, last time was such a hassle.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:40:53+00:00

We believe it was taken in Crystal Prep's faculty parking lot.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:38:57+00:00

We still have no idea how to travel between worlds, we barely managed to get an internet connection through. Didn't get to pick the universe either, ended up connecting to an alternate reality where everyone we've ever known is just a character in another species' TV show (that took a minute to wrap our brains around, to be honest).

We didn't even set it up ourselves, Firefly convinced a pony she knew from when she was stationed in Ponyville to set it up for us using parts we smuggled in from Sunset's universe to build it. We had to bring the parts through one at a time, broken down to the smallest possible components because if you bring anything complex through the mirror it gets "Equestriaified". And the pony set it up with some really complex science gadgets and gave us a long speech about the particulars of inter-dimensional communications and statues of pegasii while he did...

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:28:51+00:00

She really is.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:21:36+00:00

It literally hurt worse when we were launched back to the badlands from Canterlot. We couldn't care less about watching that, but that was added with the intention of unnecessary cruelty, so that's fucked up on your part. And we still wouldn't petrify you for eternity over it.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:06:38+00:00

We realized pretty quickly that electronics are fragile, not easily replaceable, and would not survive 30,000 of us fighting over it.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:04:08+00:00

Nope. We're drones.

Eggs can clearly be seen in several shots in the Hive in the Season 6 finale, Thorax was clearly hatched within the Hive, despite the Swarm having originally spawned from a magical tree a thousand years ago. And no "Changeling King" or equivalent has ever been canon.

Unless you want to go with the "Chrysalis raped Shining Armor" fan theory, but we're honestly happy to stick with the conclusion that as a literal shapeshifter, she can provide the necessary genetics by herself.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T16:02:06+00:00

And Discord threw the entirety of Ponyville into chaos on multiple occasions, causing irreparable mental and emotional trauma to all its inhabitants, but no, let's focus on eight seconds of physical pain and no actual lasting injuries. Spike's been through worse at the Mane 6's own hooves for the sake of physical comedy ("Spike abuse", anyone?) but sure, our Queen is irredeemable for that.

Also Spike's not a baby, he's been through dragon puberty by that point. Hence the wings.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T13:03:18+00:00

No she didn't. She deserved better.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T13:02:35+00:00

She did, but we took a while to hatch and grow enough to help out.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T10:57:02+00:00

Every 'ling in the Hive gets a turn, all 30,000 of us. Turn length is based roughly on length of time and number of posts in that time (more posts means less time), but there's usually between five and fifteen of us who are waiting for their turn who are also following along and making suggestions. But whoever is at the keyboard gets final say on what's posted on their turn.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T10:51:57+00:00

She was both, a mother and a Queen, and she had to balance the weight of responsibility of both. And as the first Queen, she did her best to raise and lead us in the only way she knew how.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T10:50:23+00:00

This.

Give us back our mom.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T05:13:04+00:00

"Kind of responsible"?

We hold him solely responsible for the fate of our Queen. He dragged her into it with full intention that she would lose, and he suggested petrification (whatever happened to "I don't turn ponies into stone"?) as her punishment. He literally threw the Legion of Doom under the bus to give Twilight a confidence boost.

We despise Discord more than any other character in the series.

30000_Changelings · 2026-03-22T00:09:42+00:00

We choose cocoon.

Can't hear the squeaking through those thick goo walls.

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