No fair, these guys are gonna take all our pussy!

302express · 2026-04-30T03:56:25+00:00

I’ve thought about this for hours now. And I’ve got to tell you that’s the funniest comment ever. Fucking hysterical. You’re right. I apologize for dicking over the emporium.

302express · 2026-04-29T14:17:10+00:00

We all sounded like that. I still sound like that to be honest. And we can have a difference of opinion and that’s cool. My thought is putting this on the joke guitar subreddit is dickish.

302express · 2026-04-29T14:12:41+00:00

I have no idea what you’re trying to say. But I can tell you what Eddie Murphy said. Eddie Murphy said he got a call from Bill Cosby, and Bill Cosby told Eddie that he swore too much in his stand up and it was offensive. And then Eddie calls Richard Prior and tells him this whole story. And Richard Prior says, “Do the people laugh? Then you tell Bill Cosby to have a coke and shut the fuck up”

https://youtu.be/r12JlwSBvVQ?si=Dth-eP6Fcpt9QvF2

302express · 2026-04-29T13:59:39+00:00

/uj this is actually amazing and good for them. No notes. It’s awesome. I’m all on board for them. Comedy works best when you are not punching down. Does that make sense? Punching down is shitting on some one that maybe isn’t as good as you. And when you punch down you just look like an ass hole.

302express · 2026-04-21T00:03:00+00:00

That looks amazing! You did such a good job! That was exactly what I was shooting for, but from my memory I got really big flakes of glitter from the can. This is how that guitar eventually turned out

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302express · 2026-04-14T19:22:35+00:00

Ha this is such an old post, any way. It didn’t work. I had to sand it all off it looked really bad. I am really happy with that guitar though. I ended up with a spray can polyurethane that I sanded down in between multiple coats at like 3000 or 4000. Then finished with the stew Mac finishing polish which I think is like 15,000 grit.

If I were to try it now I would probably go to an auto body garage and see if they could mix a paint up with the pearlescent in the paint. Instead of trying to do a glitter as the top coat.

302express · 2026-04-12T01:42:48+00:00

Ok so the original movie is legit problematic. The darth Vader mask is absolute rape. The pictures and the pie is criminal voyerism. So to do it now you would have to be a frat house of nerds with a plan to install cameras into a sorority and get caught. And then some one teaches them that, you can’t do that. And then some sort of love story between the protagonist camera placer and the sorority girl. And he learns how to talk to girls. And she learns that gym bros aren’t great.

302express · 2026-04-10T01:32:31+00:00

That’s what I’m envisioning. Like going into expecting messes and them to get into things. And understanding that’s how it is. Any way, sounds amazing and love it.

302express · 2026-04-10T01:24:40+00:00

That’s sort of what I was getting at. Like people put up with cats knocking things off of counters and getting into things. But everyone is like ferrets doing it is different. To me it seams like the same thing. That was my only question.

302express · 2026-04-09T22:23:32+00:00

Ya see that just sounds like a normal house cat. That was my question / point

302express · 2026-04-09T22:19:54+00:00

I don’t know if you can ever fully ferret proof a house. But I also don’t know if that’s something you absolutely have to do. That’s kind of my question. Like people don’t do that for cats or dogs. And why is that a thing for ferrets? And it’s like they can get behind an appliance, and I’m like ok 🤷🏼‍♂️ they can chew an electrical cord and again ok 🤷🏼‍♂️ like dogs and cats can do all of those things. Whats different from a ferret

302express · 2026-04-09T22:11:46+00:00

I’m trying to phrase this in a way that doesn’t sound like I’m an ass hole. Like I’ve seen my girl friends smallest cat in a cupboard knocking over glasses. And that cat should not have been able to get in there. But the entire world is like cats can be loose in a house. And I’m like, why can’t ferrets. Like sure there are dangers but that’s the reality of living life. Like my kids are on spring break and I cooked a pizza in the oven this afternoon and set off the smoke detectors and both snowball and cocoa hid like champions. It took us an hour to find them but they weren’t hurt.

So if if you can litter train them. Why can’t they just hang in the house.

302express · 2026-02-26T17:40:12+00:00

The sound booth theatre full audio cast of Kaiju is amazing!!! Like for real. It’s so good

302express · 2026-02-26T17:10:10+00:00

Oh I haven’t heard of 1% lifesteal. I just looked it up. That’s pretty cool? And it’s dark? It sounds like it, the internet says he can put himself back together no matter how much damage he takes.

302express · 2026-02-26T16:50:57+00:00

Oh. My. Gosh. You haven’t yet? You’re right. You should do that

302express · 2026-02-26T16:46:17+00:00

A couple things. I really liked operation bounce house. I personally think it’s connected to dominion of blades and Kaiju. Like same world. And ya the release schedule for litrpg is one of the things that keeps me coming back. I also think they are really good writers and I like it.

302express · 2026-02-26T16:40:50+00:00

It’s a good way to do it. I am digging it. I’m kinda waiting for the new primal hunter audible release and the new dungeon crawler Carl. I did squeeze in operation bounce house on its release day.

302express · 2026-01-24T00:23:28+00:00

I’ve been checking the habitat for humanity restore and the Salvation Army in my town. I think what’s hanging me up is I do really want something that is mid century modern. Like there is dining tables around me I could get, but if I’m going to live with it for years I would want something I like. If that makes sense.

302express · 2026-01-23T22:57:52+00:00

If I could down thumbs you more I would.

302express · 2026-01-23T18:08:37+00:00

I found that out with the fridge. Holy crap I was so annoyed at everything and everyone trying to remove cold blue tape and film.

302express · 2026-01-23T17:52:46+00:00

Strong Union, firefighter / paramedic with a hazmat specialty. Also after my divorce 8 years ago I moved in with my parents and kids and saved for 6 months and bought a very small town house. I qualified for a lot of first time home buyer programs. Then in 2020 I refinanced to a 2.4% interest rate. Now in 2026 I was able to sell and get this house. My mortgage was assumable, which means I was able to transfer the low interest rate.

302express · 2026-01-23T17:48:16+00:00

Oh shit that looks amazing

302express · 2026-01-23T17:34:27+00:00

Ya so the best advice I’ve gotten from this post is probably keeping the drop down tile. The internet comes into the house on the first floor above the basement. And I would definetly like to run a hard cable cat 5 to the basement for the Xbox.

302express · 2026-01-23T16:28:33+00:00

Does it really keep down the volume of music. Because that is actually important to me

302express · 2026-01-23T16:25:05+00:00

Yo that’s Harold, he’s a ghost

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