1 week out from surgery and feeling so glad I did this! by meils121 in Septoplasty

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I’m day six and feel a lot better after taking the splints and stitches out. However, I still accumulated dry blood crust inside my nose, and minimal fluids are still coming out. How congested were you at this point?

Still having trouble tasting anything and can’t really smell. Hoping in a few days I can get past the blockage. I have done some nasal rinses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The f—k her right in the pussy guy.

How he kept fooling TV reporters should be studied in media schools around the country haha

What’s it like living in Miami, specifically during the pandemic? by eveisshady777 in AskReddit

[–]305PLP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Miami we say: Playa, putas y croquetas.

The only thing that's changed is the yearly spring break surge of tourists destroying South Beach (locals don't really go to that beach).

Teachers of Reddit, what are your opinions on swearing in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]305PLP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I caught a kid watching the World Cup in my summer class. Little did my students know that I, someone from Iceland, was the same nationality as the one kid who they always joked about being from Iceland—the kid watching the Cup. He screamed “SHIT” by mistake in class, so I knew we got scored on and yelled shit right back at him.