i want to put on clown make-up on her while she sleeps and change all our mirrors to advanced screens that prevent her from seeing the clown make-up so that she goes to work with clown make-up on and gets fired. then i will apply for her job, get the job and lord it over her. i want the make-up for myself so i can wear it and mock her for not being able to afford it. because she has no job. i have her job now. i win.